Survive That Attack!

[Mad Rocket Scientist]

Shuttles come in all shapes and sizes: http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/threads/70742-Mini-ssto-shuttle-for-2-kerbals

OW, I make it bigger using tweakscale and crash it into the next poster.

[goldenpeach]

I use BDarmory to take it down before it become a danger.

I shoot the wing in a controlled way so it will fall on the next poster.

[xXIndestructibleEVAXx]

I use a wind tunnel to redirect the wing at the next poster.

[Prof. Endwalker]

*Reverts to Launch*

*Launches wing at next poster*

[Ethanadams]

Catch it like a BOSS

[jake9039]

Catch it like a BOSS

jacksepticeye is the only boss!

and so he puts you into the seat of turbo dismount!

[Sampa]

I go out of phase with the vehicle so it passes right through me and hits the next user!

[jake9039]

I use the obstacle editor to put a mine in front of me, launching bits of everything towards the next poster.

[megatiger78]

scoot mnley and danny fused together creates glitch, DESTROYING THE UNIVERESE!

[Ethanadams]

I just watch Jacksepticeye and don't care ÃŽâ€

by the way an icbm is coming after the next poster

[Xannari Ferrows]

Thermal Infusion Defense Perimeter. 'Nuff said

Speaking of which, I've perfected concentrating the power from it... and that means it's going for YOU. Good luck.

[jake9039]

"captain! the sheilds of the ares are down by 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 %!"

fire the galaxy destroying lazer at the next poster!!!

[InterCity]

That's a cute laser you have... wouldn't it be a shame if I was a multidimensional ethereal being?

... a multidimensional ethereal being throwing a planet at the next poster.

[Sampa]

Hid in a dimensional pocket. Next poster is stuck on the now careening planet with no way off of it.

[Windspren]

I use Hyperedit to teleport the planet into a black hole. (See, I didn't get off of the planet, the planet got off of me!)

I change the next posters persistence file to reade status=lost

- - - Updated - - -

Time shows down for you because you are. going FTL. So for me, you are moving very slowly and I can just step out of the way. (Seriously, it's basic relativity.)

I force the next poster to attend a lecture on string theory and general relativity.

Actually, according to relativity, if he was going FTL, he would be traveling backwards in time. He would not be going slow because he's FTL! You, however would appear to be moving backwards so he could not hit you anyways.

- - - Updated - - -

Besides the fact that you can't go FTL.

[InterCity]

No worries. Server backup loads automatically at 12:00 GMT.

I sell the next poster's soul to the devil.

[temporalExile]

Error 404 soul not found.

I use the error to cause the next poster's post to not go through

[Windspren]

-Error 404-

- - - Updated - - -

Now that the error has passed, I can post again! I go back in time and nuke the next poster before they know what happened.

[SemiaCloud]

I hide In a fallout shelter and launch 100 SRBs with probe cores attached at the next poster.

[megatiger78]

I hack them so nope.avi replaces all there code. the next poster is thrown into a black whole, in space, with no space suit, or space ship.

[jake9039]

hello my pocket.(you litteraly just described my pockets.)

the next poster falls int a grinder.

[megatiger78]

Error404. "int" meaning not found. please try again.

I step on the next poster. in a mech,.

[jake9039]

*catches foot with titanium robotic arm and throws at next poster*

[Mad Rocket Scientist]

Ow!

Runs next poster over with the hypetrain.

[Sampa]

Sorry, not possible! I am STILL out of phase with the said train. The train flies through me and hits the next poster