Survive That Attack!

[The Destroyer]

*Boing!*

Off to the next poster.

[quasarrgames]

I use my Super rainbow powers of imagination to capture all the debris, form it into a ball, and hurl it at the next person.

[Starwhip]

I use the ASHPD to create an escape portal to the moon.

Meanwhile, said ball continues to roll toward the next poster.

[Designer225]

It broke apart again after hitting a rock, and the debris started flying, toward the next poster.

[Starwhip]

I slow down time. I get a few thousand rolls of Duct Tape and recombine all the debris.

Speeding time back to its original pace, I start the Duct Tape n' Debris ball rolling again, towards the next poster.

[AletzN1]

Massive magnetic accelerator cannon says no.

The tungsten rod says hello to the next poster.

[MaverickSawyer]

ENGAGE!!!!

MISSED ME!!!!

I then toss a boulder out the aft airlock right before I go faster than light... which places it on a course for the next poster.

[Starwhip]

The universe lags because of its insane speed and it literally goes through me.

I create a blade out of duct tape and stab the next poster with it.

[Tobbzzzz]

I use a Medkit and heal the damage

I call for a titanfall and crush the next poster

[Designer225]

Enemy Name: Tobbzzzz

Enemy Move: Titanfall

Enemy Damage: 25134543643563654

Enemy Accuracy: 0.0000000000000000000001%

You missed me and killed yourself in the process.

The ghost then haunts the next poster.

[Tobbzzzz]

Temple Ship says no.

Launches a massive plasma bombardment at the next poster

[ProjectXMark1]

Magnets will protect me! Plasma has inherent electric charge y'know.

I bring the Foundation Federation's space navy in to blast the planet the next poster is on into a desert of a ruin.

[NASAFanboy]

I am onboard the Foundation flagship.

The Foundation fleet attacks itself and retreats while still blowing each other up.

I call in an star-sized planet-eating monster from the 8th dimension that can teleport via wormholes, go FTL, resist antimatter and nukes, along with melting anyone who dares to step on its surface with its completely toxic atmosphere. I then aim this monster the next poster, and set it loose (While teleporting myself halfway to the next galaxy)

[Tobbzzzz]

The Uber Ethereal, the most powerful psionic being in the universe, mind controls The Monster from the 8th dimension and tells it to disintegrate itself.

I summon The Reaper Armada and aims it at the next poster.

[Designer225]

If only the grim reapers could range attack... I picked them off one by one.

I then sharpshot the next poster.

[mrrpamplemousse]

Oh no... how can you achive this feat without even seeing me?

I backstab the next poster.

[ramnrmeul]

Your attempt to backstab me leads to you triggering the mobile stasis emitters that I install at every place I live in to protect me, allowing me to simply change my location and shoot you in the head the moment I deactivate the field. I then take that blade of yours and send it to the local mass relay along with the coordinates of the next poster. That poster has 10 seconds to evacuate their current location.(The mass relay I used has a variance of up to 10 meters at a distance of 100 lightyears, so the targeting is uncertain.)

[Tobbzzzz]

i de-atomize, dodging the backstab (KSP forum, dodging backstabs since 2014 )

I summon a meteorite the size of Jool 200m over the next poster

[mythbusters844]

I redirect it with the power of Mainsails.

I then fire decouplers out of Mainsails at the next poster.

[Designer225]

They exploded due to overheating.

The mainsail launches the next poster to doom.

[mikeman7918]

Well, doom can go jump in a lake because my warp drive shoes broke while I was being flung by the mainsail. By random chance, they became teleporter shoes and they teleported me to safety, again by chance. The broken warp drive/teleporter shoes, against all odds, teleport onto the feet of the next poster and they proceed to do who-knows-what.

[Starwhip]

It appears you have spontaneously created an Infinite Improbability Drive!

I calculate the odds of the next poster becoming in danger of imminent death via a rouge wormhole sucking them into space.

A rouge wormhole sucks the next poster into space.

[mikeman7918]

I find another person floating in space and I throw them away from me really hard to change my corse to intersect Earth. the next poster is the guy I threw to change my corse.

[War Eagle 1]

Uses eva pack that I take out of pocket to get to my Archangel MkII class battlecruiser. Then fires an SRB missile at next posters ship

[mikeman7918]

I evade the SRB with my boosters, but I accidentally ram into the next poster.