[wip] Red Green Rockets

[SpaceK531]

Red Green Rockets

This is my first attempt to create a series of similar parts.

Created by Red "Green" Kerman, the Red Green Rockets company brings you all the rocket parts you could ever need at the cheapest price available. Based out of Kossom Lake, we use only the best kinds of junk available to supply your space missions. From k-cars to standardized shipping, we do it all, because we are all in it together.

Directional cantenna:

The "super heavy duty" paper-on-foil-with-duct-tape construction will ensure data transmissions in substantially less-cruel environments than the competitors.

PVC pipe structural:

Who needs heavy-duty metal beams anyway? Comes in single and double sizes.

Stool Decoupler:

The stool decoupler has a small explosive charge in the basin of a wok, the wok directs the blast onto the seat, blowing it off. Mysteriously, the small explosives charge remains unharmed by the explosion.

Oil drum fuel tank:

These are a dime a dozen these days, so we bought up as many as we could and got to work spraypainting them with the appropriate colors: red for liquid fuel and yellow for oxidizer. Hopefully the cardboard divider keeps the two separate before they get into the combustion chamber.

Aries Command Module:

Here at red green rockets we believe that the k-car is a worthy target of revenge. Revenge for what, we are not quite sure. Nonetheless, we took this piece of junk and turned it into a working command module. Of course, after much trial and error we did discover that you need more than just recirculation turned on to survive in space, but, you know, you have to learn sometime.

(model and texture will be updated to a higher quality soon)

A number of kluge-er-riffic parts are planned:

done

in-progress

• duct tape strut
  
• sit stool decoupler
  
• shipping pallet structural
  
• PVC pipe structural
  
• couch EVA seat
  
• K-car pod
  
• wheels for the K-car
  
• skateboard as wheels
  
• fireworks sepratron
  
• Trumpet motor
  
• Tuba motor
  
• Trophy motor
  
• Planter motor
  
• 55-gallon drum fuel tank
  
• Garbage can fuel tank
  
• Propane bottle fuel tank
  
• Bass drum fuel tank
  
• Standardized shipping container bomb bay/cargo hold
  
• (KAS) Milk crate KAS bin
  
• (KSPI) corrugated roofing material radiator
  
• Solar panels duct taped to metal corrugated roofing material
  
• pringles cantenna
  
• lightbulb
  

Edited April 23, 2014 by SpaceK531

[Legendary Emu]

Hehehehehe. Next you could do a KAS container that's a cardboard box.

[MK3424]

A fire extinguisher as a radial engine?, a umbrella as a com. dish?,.....

At this rate, the ksp will look more like do-it-yourself building instructions.

[skykooler]

A fire extinguisher as a radial engine?, a umbrella as a com. dish?,.....

At this rate, the ksp will look more like do-it-yourself building instructions.

Nononono, the fire extinguisher should be an RCS port!

[CobaltWolf]

Don't know if you saw this but figured you'd like it. I don't see any overlap but hopefully the two part packs will mesh together well, eh?

http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/threads/58639-0-22-Bargain-Rocket-Parts-v1-0-Bust-out-the-duct-tape-we-re-going-to-space

[skykooler]

The fireworks sepratron should explode after firing.

[SpaceK531]

The fireworks sepratron should explode after firing.

I was planning on making it a mortar tube, which don't explode when you light up fireworks.

[Madrias]

Okay, definitely adding this to my wants list just for the station-wagon command pod. Putting cars into space is fun. Driving a car on the mun... There's not much more fun than that, I think.

[BFGfreak]

I get the feeling that you drew your inspiration from an old show I used to watch.