Tery215 Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Sir, that's your finger.Waiter, there's music in my soup! I don't even know how this is possible! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plainawesome Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Quiet, it's Eminem!Waiter, there's a minuteman III in my soup...AND DANNY2462 IS HEADED STRAIGHT FOR THE LAUNCH CONTROLS!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 OMG RUN BEFORE HE LAUNCHES IT! ZOMG HE LAUNCHED IT AND IT'S HEADED ST-Waiter, there's a snail in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceJuice Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 You ordered slow soup, I'll remove it for you but I'm moving so slowWaiter, theres a nuclear engine in my soup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 U said "ooh! the green glowing one!", sir.Waiter, there's a turret sticking out of my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janos1986 Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 (edited) It now has 75% more soup... per soup.Waiter, vexx put a riddle in my soup! Edited February 10, 2015 by Janos1986 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Better solve it quick!Waiter, James Brown is singing in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 *BANG!*Better now?Waiter, there is a sword in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sampa Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Well, you did ask for stone soup!Waiter, there's an explosion in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LVL 9001 Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 (edited) ` Edited February 7, 2021 by LVL 9001 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 We were all out of swimming pools, so we've had to use your soup bowl to host the water-based events.Waiter! My soup has me hostage! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plainawesome Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Have a nice day!Waiter, there's a CIH Virus in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prof. Endwalker Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 I know. Because I put it there. (Dun Dun DUUUUUUUUUUUUN)Waiter, there is a meteorite in my soup! It's glowing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teepee2345 Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 eat it!!! waiter, theres an ICBM in my soup with "Property of Danny2462" written on it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 I'll just put that in the Lost & Found, thank you.Waiter, my soup is dry! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Did you add water like the instruction says?Waiter, my soup is wet. >:-[ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colserra3 Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Don't worry, I'll just take all the hydrogen out!Waiter, there's a data centre in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bioman222 Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 You did say you wanted a byte of crackers in it, right? Waiter, I'm in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoeKitsune Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Then get out of your soup!Waiter! There's Danny's planet buster in my soup! And it's about to activate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
"Chutes" Kalinin Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Don't worry. It's a bowl of soup, not a planet.Waiter, my soup is full of stars! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LVL 9001 Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 (edited) ` Edited January 17, 2021 by LVL 9001 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Quick! You have to drink all the soup before it sinks!!!Waiter! My soup has a bullet hole in it, and is bleeding! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Does anybody know the number for 911?! ('Murica.)Waiter! A VTOL is trying to land in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deker13 Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Oh, he just wants a taste.WAITER! I have several bombs in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 I'm sorry you're absolutely right! let me remove some of them to leave you with just one, just as you ordered.Waiter, there's a big hairy centipede in my soup. And it uses foul language! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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