Xorth Tanovar Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 It's only boiling since you are in a partial vacuum, sir. Environmental issues need to be addressed by the Building Manager. Waitress! This broth has water in it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 (edited) it's a robocafe, with no waitersesses... sess... Also, doesn't your lifeform consume water-based organic food? Overseer! Receive a customer request. Replace the distillied dihydrogen monoxide with ammonia hydroxide in recipes for this planet. Edited August 17, 2017 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 Just no WAITER, THERE IS A DUCK IN MY SOUP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerbolExplorer Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 On 17/8/2017 at 6:24 PM, Leftykap said: Just no WAITER, THERE IS A DUCK IN MY SOUP let it swim Waiter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!theres a magic boulder inmy soup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 You ARE the duck. Dispel magic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Kerman Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 (edited) Waiter! I found a yellow triangle that has an eye that wears a hat and holds a cane in my soup and it is trying to kill me!!! Edited August 19, 2017 by Joseph Kerman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Sir, I highly suggest you return to your padded cell and resume your meds. Waiter! My bowl of soup lacks any nutritive value! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 (edited) ask eddy murphy and morpheus waiter, theirs only some big mama on my race starting line now, no pseudo hypothalamo hypophyse (pseudo)healthcare standardisation pretty puppies women ... Edited October 4, 2017 by WinkAllKerb'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Bartender, please stop serving @WinkAllKerb'' alcoholic beverages, he's obviously intoxicated! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-STRK Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 Yah yah, we're closing out his tab now.You gotta pay for his Uber home though. Oh, and somebody's gotta cover his tab in the meanwhile, thanks for volunteering! Waiter, there's a tax evader in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 witch and sorceress like to evade tax as well you know, that's early hormonale nature that tend to stick waiter, there a "time for everyone to be telepaticly linked on birth" in no one soup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YNM Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 "We've known that for a while sir. If you feel displeased you can opt-out at any time. Claims can be charged, though not usually given." "Waiter ! There's a... 'spot for a spoon' in my soup ! I ordered a plain one, not spotty ones !" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 It's an invisible spoon, sir, you are merely seeing the evidence of it's displacement in the bowl. Waiter! There is no spoon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadRunnerAerospace Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 Use your hands Waiter! there seems to be some strange fish in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrcarrot Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 That's just a salmon that couldn't evade our intern. Waiter! There's a ________ in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaperAviator Posted October 15, 2017 Share Posted October 15, 2017 *backspace* *backspace* *backspace* *backspace* *backspace* *backspace* Waiter, there's a small amount of dihydrogen monoxide in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 Yes, its our secret recipe - condensoup. We put a brick of hygroscopic instant noodles on the plate, and wait while it condenses water from air and gets wet. Mr. janitor! Please close the door, the air is too dry, our clients have to wait their condensoup too long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrcarrot Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 The door is closed. Waiter, there's a in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted October 18, 2017 Share Posted October 18, 2017 Actually, that's a tuber. Waiter! There are answers at the bottom of my bowl! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrcarrot Posted October 18, 2017 Share Posted October 18, 2017 (edited) The answers are to why there are answers at the bottom of your bowl. Waiter! There's in my soupl! Edited October 20, 2017 by Mrcarrot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaperAviator Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Yes. There are s in all of our menu items. And in our menu. And practically everywhere. Waiter, there's an Apple mouse in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 You don't like fruits? But your mouse soup recipe includes several apple slices, just for teh scent. On 19.10.2017 at 12:58 AM, Mrcarrot said: Waiter! There's in my soupl! Don;t worry, it is mostly harmless. But if your urine begins glowing with lights off, we recommend you to consult with our qualified medical personnel. Waiter! Who is this soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrcarrot Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Who? I believe you mean "Which intern". Waiter! There's a hot dog in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confused Scientist Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 What do you mean? That dog appears to be a chihuahua. They're always shivering, even when they're in a sweater in their stroller. So, no, it's not hot. Waiter! There's a paradox in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 Yes, it's a philosophical soup. You can also find some doubts in it. 9 hours ago, Mrcarrot said: There's a hot dog in my soup! Of course, it's hot. It just has boiled. Wait, er... Is this soup made of flies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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