kerbiloid Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 (edited) As you wish. But now pay for it with material money — just to distinguish two planes of existence. Waiter! A special "Dihydro" cocktail, please: a half glass of cold tap water and a half glass of hot water from kettle. With an umbrella, because it's wet. Edited March 26, 2018 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted March 27, 2018 Share Posted March 27, 2018 Ok, here's a glass of Dihydrogen Monoxide, dehydrated to your taste. Waiter, I would like a Chocolate Mousse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted March 27, 2018 Share Posted March 27, 2018 Here you go, sir! Waiter, I require an aperitif after that mousse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted March 27, 2018 Share Posted March 27, 2018 Um.. what? Waitress! My soup is turning into the Kraken! Everybody-er... kerbal RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted March 27, 2018 Share Posted March 27, 2018 (edited) No, that's a platypus. They don't do much. Er... Waiter, I would like a small bowl of dairy-free cow's milk. Edited April 1, 2018 by TheMadKraken2297 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboslacker Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 Wait, just the milk? You didn't want the whole cow? Waiter, I want meta-soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 Here's some sudo-soup. Sudo go make me a sandwich. Waiter, I've been here eight and a half hours, where the heck's my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 In morning. Waiter! A glass of beetlejuice to the next poster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boorang Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 here you go! waiter, there is the One-eyed One-horned Flying Purple People Eater in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboslacker Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 Really? Those things are rare. Stay right there while I grab my camera. Waiter, this is a robbery. You have 5 minutes to bring me all the money in the establishment, or else... let's just say this restaurant is going to get a new paint job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 (edited) What's stopping you from shooting up the place then taking the money? Waiter, I want a chocolate covered A380. Edited March 29, 2018 by TheMadKraken2297 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 A380 lands on the Willy Wonka chocolate factory. Hello. Do you have some shockolate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YNM Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 Here it is ! *shove* Waiter ! I bought you piccalillies ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 Whosawhatsit-ilies? Waiter, I want 2 number nine's, a supersized number 45... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboslacker Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 Okay, 2 9mm handguns and a .45 revolver. Do you want any ammunition with your order? Waiter, I'd like to order something special. [wink wink] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 We have a half off menu if the rest of the food isn't good. Did you know that if you ask they'll serve you fries at Olive garden? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 Waiter, @roboslacker is in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboslacker Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 Your soup? I do believe this is my soup. Waiter, @HansonKerman is trying to steal my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 Dude, you're the evil HR guy. You can kick him in the face and no one would be the wiser. Waiter, @HansonKerman and @roboslacker are eating my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 What kind of soup is it? It might be an imposter pretending to be me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbinorbiter Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 WAITER, there is a Jebediah 9 first stage landing on the carrots in my soup!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboslacker Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 Sorry, but I fail to see the problem. The Jebediah 9 uses a recoverable first stage, capable of water ladings. The soup won't damage the rocket, so I fail to understand your concern. Waiter, I ordered soup, but you gave me a fragmentation grenade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 Just don't throw it, okay? Waitress! @TheMadKraken2297 thinks I'm eating their soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboslacker Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 Okay, but I'll need to confiscate the soup as, um... evidence! Yeah, it's evidence. Waiter, I'd like your car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 No problem. I'll steal another one. Waiter! Waiter?.. No waiter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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