roboslacker Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 Why thank you. I'll just... uh... customer, there''s a fly in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bananasrawesome Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 Don't bug off yet! The sulfuric acid you asked to be put in the soup will dissolve it. Waiter that soup is taking longer to put together than it takes to eat a rock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 This doesn't mean that you may continue gnawing bricks from our wall. Or at least you should order something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ho Lam Kerman Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 Since the post above me didn't order anything, you'll have a bowl instead. Waiter, there's rocket fuel in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboslacker Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 Sorry, I'll go get the liquid oxygen. Waiter, I cannot accept this soup unless you defeat me in hand to hand combat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 Well, then you will be eating an unacceptable soup. Waiter! I want my discount card back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ho Lam Kerman Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 Sorry, it's in the shredder. Waiter! There's unsymmetrical dimethylhydrazine in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 On your table, you have bottles with foaming nitric acid to add. Red or white, as you wish. Hurrier! Please hurry and serve us, while that waiter waits somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 (edited) Ok, I'll serve you! I would like several canisters of chlorine gas and a particle filter, please! Edited May 10, 2018 by Kernel Kraken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted May 15, 2018 Share Posted May 15, 2018 I don't want to watch that, so I'll say, um, "I don't know where we keep our chlorine and particle filters, so, to pass the time while I look for the chlorine+filter cabinet, here's a brick to gnaw on. Waitress! I ordered some soup, but it hasn't gotten here yet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboslacker Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 [wipes soup residue off face] I have no clue what you´re talking about. Waiter, I want it all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bananasrawesome Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 Sorry we couldn't fit the entire universe into a single bowl especially since we can't fit a bowl into itself. Or you for that matter. Waiter this soup tastes like pumice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Ah, sorry. Let me take out this piece of pumice... Our dishwasher always throws her feet scrub everywhere. Waiter! I summon you thee in the name of your chef! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 Hi! May I take your order, mister @kerbiloid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 Wrong thread bud. I'm replying here. Not @kerbiloid. Me. Waiter! I'll specify that I wanted several canisters of chlorine gas and a gas mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboslacker Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 Here you go! [canister slips out of hand and bursts on ground] Umm, do you mind if I borrow your gas mask? Waiter, there are a bunch of toxins in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 You just shouldn't spit into your dish. Now we have to dump the plate. Waiter! Please, call your cleaning lady. Or your cleaning lord. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bananasrawesome Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 Sorry I got demoted from cleaning emperor. Someone else will also have to clean up the cobwebs in the elephant stew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraston Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 Waiter, there’s the deep space kraken in my stew, could you please remove it before exIstInacecdddssffuygjgfnkudsWDFDd- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 (edited) One min... Spoiler KSP Forums/threads/KSP Community/The Lounge/subforums/Forum Games!/Waiter, theres a ______ in my soup!/persistence.sfs creator = kenbobo lockStatus = False pageNumber = 100 KrakenPresence = False views = 77, 481 embeddedLinks = 1 There! Now, @Fraston, your Kraken demolished your soup during the persistence edit, may I take your order? Edited May 18, 2018 by HansonKerman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraston Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 Alright, I’ll eat i- hey! There’s a S4-512 tank in it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 Stop dropping paper rockets into your soup, and finish your lunch. Hydrazine soup with powder noodles, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bananasrawesome Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 Sorry I ordered the last one! Uh... what's that moving around in it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ho Lam Kerman Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 That would be the kraken tentacle. That is kraken soup, mind you. Waiter! Kerbol is in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 I thought you ordered hot soup! Waitress! @Fraston is still dropping rockets into his soup, and it's very noisy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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