Abel Military Services Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 (edited) Hey put your hands away from PotatOS! Waiter! M42 "Fat Man" please. Edited February 4, 2023 by Abel Military Services THE NEW PAGE IS NOT INTERESTING! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 The body-positive rapper Em-Forty-Two will be here in several minutes. Waiter! A portion of Pepper X and ketchup, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 Which ketchup? Waiter! A TOTM please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted February 6, 2023 Share Posted February 6, 2023 Here you go, a carved wood pole. Customer: Waiter, the chicken bathing in my soup, says it is a bit hot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 6, 2023 Share Posted February 6, 2023 It isn't. It's the chicken is frozen. Is Boca Chica affiliated to KFC? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted February 6, 2023 Share Posted February 6, 2023 Sorry but I don't understand Star Wars Meme. If you want to eat KFC you can get out of this place. Waiter! The soup isn't Enriched! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 6, 2023 Share Posted February 6, 2023 Hey, Enrico! Come here please, and touch the soup. Waiter! Where is shish from this kebab? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted February 7, 2023 Share Posted February 7, 2023 I didn't see any kebab. I think they removed it. Waiter! A Higgs Boson soup please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 7, 2023 Share Posted February 7, 2023 It's not the Higgs' shift today, sir. Waiter! Bullsquid eggs, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted February 8, 2023 Share Posted February 8, 2023 You should dip your eggs in sulphuric acid. Waiter! Iron fist please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 8, 2023 Share Posted February 8, 2023 No. Try the iron second time. Waiter! An unjuiced orange, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 23 hours ago, kerbiloid said: No. Try the iron second time. Waiter! An unjuiced orange, please. Bro it's "Fist" not "First"… Sorry, but we only have dehydrated orange. Waiter! Dehydrated water please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 No problem. This is an unempty glass of thirst. Waiter! I ordered a bigPC, not bigMac. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 I'm sorry, but we don't support 32bit food. (bigPC) Waiter! Heavy water please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 Granted. Take than barrel of rain water next to the door. Waiter! A frogburger, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted February 12, 2023 Share Posted February 12, 2023 We tried sir, but the filling keeps jumping away. Waiter, is that a nebula in my soup? It is quite pretty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted February 12, 2023 Share Posted February 12, 2023 Oh my kraken you put @Nazalassa into the soup! Waiter! There's a trolly dilemma in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted February 13, 2023 Share Posted February 13, 2023 One moment and I shall call out for: Stella!!!!! Waiter, there are amino acids, salt and water and carbohydrates in my bowl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 13, 2023 Share Posted February 13, 2023 It's a dinosaur oil. Waiter! A dinosteak, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted February 13, 2023 Share Posted February 13, 2023 Granted. But I'm not sure that you can eat a stone. Waiter! Should I pull the lever or not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 13, 2023 Share Posted February 13, 2023 Yes. Also don't forget to wash your hands before leaving the bathroom. Waiter! Will I order this dish, or shall I do that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted February 13, 2023 Share Posted February 13, 2023 (edited) It's up to you. Waiter! If I pull the lever, 5 people will die, if I don' pull the lever, I won't see the dramatic moment when the trolley explodes with a bunch of nuclear waste. Should I pull the lever? Edited February 13, 2023 by Abel Military Services Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 13, 2023 Share Posted February 13, 2023 A nuke looks more spectacular. Do it. And what about your food order? BRAINZZZ!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 Sorry but we only serve LIVING customers. Waiter! A martian potato plz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 Sorry, sir. Out of fertilizer yet. Our cook is trying his best. Waiter! Venusian jellyfish, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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