kerbiloid Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 (edited) It's a perk. Now your soup is full of random stuff, including the Vault dolls. Waiter! Water chip and two glasses! Edited May 2 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iapetus7342 Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 The Vault Dweller probably had his soup mixed up with yours. WAITER! I DIDN'T ORDER A TURRET SOUP! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 3 Share Posted May 3 It is pronounced "Tureen". Just a special of the day. Waiter, one well heated fish tank, is your seafood special? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 Sorry sir the heated tank over cooked things, all we have is third rate chip shop fish at the moment. waiter! Why is there a mystery goo canister in my fuel soup? 081405112024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 (edited) Because we haven't washed the goonister before pouring the soup into. Bartender! Two Mohitos and one Minmousse! Edited May 11 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 I am afraid that Mickey Mouse won't allow that. Waiter, the volcanic island in my soup is about to erupt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 Thats because its Vesuvius Soup! waiter! Why is my plate blue shifted and my food red shifted? 020405122024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 “This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue plate – the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red food – you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember, all I'm offering is the truth – nothing more.” Waiter, some chocmint icecream in a soup bowl please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 Points for matrix reference! well we seem to be out of chocmint so heres pineapplemint in a licorice bowl. waiter i took the purple water and not the red food what will <dial tone> 032305122024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 I told you that taking soup orders by phone was a bad idea. Waiter, soup with a straw please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 Here you go. Spoiler (I just don't know how to say in English "запаривать солому"), but the process is self-explainable. Waiter! Please, chicken joolienne and gilly beans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iapetus7342 Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 Coming right up sir, but we don't have any gilly beans so i'll have to substitute them with Munar cheese. Waiter, there is a ring system around my soup bowl, please help Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 Here is a plate to go under your bowl and a new tablecloth. Waiter, They are filming a new show in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 Just put your finger in, and remove the film. Bartender! I have asked for aperol, not for monkeyaw or chimpitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iapetus7342 Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 Oh, sorry about that. I'll get you the aperol quickly just wait there Waiter. Combine Dropship in my soup. Help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 The dropship is now combined. Waiter! Instant noodles, instantly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 We are even faster here, you actually had your noodles before you ordered them. Waiter, some pondering soup please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iapetus7342 Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 Here, how's it thinking? Waiter, why is there a shutdown space game continuation studio in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 Because there was no room in the Pasta. Waiter, does Cylon soup look just like Human soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 Yes, just add more tomato. Waiter! Some vinegarlic, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 18 Share Posted May 18 Certainly, here are some shears, just pop out the back to the garden and pick some. Waiter, there is a Dragonfly in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 18 Share Posted May 18 It's to keep it hot. Bartender! A crow bar, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iapetus7342 Posted May 18 Share Posted May 18 Here, I think you dropped it at Black Mesa. Waiter, this statement soup is false, any tips on making it true? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 18 Share Posted May 18 It is you should give the tips to the waiter. Kettle! Hot water! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 19 Share Posted May 19 Frier! Hot Oil! Waiter, is there anything in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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