kerbiloid Posted June 1 Share Posted June 1 Where do you see a waiter? It's a Robomatix Coffee-shop. Only robots are serving. Peasant! That cabbage and a turnip, please! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted June 3 Share Posted June 3 One kohlrabi coming right up. Waiter, there's a [ERROR 502: BAD GATEWAY] in my forums! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 3 Share Posted June 3 Just use the proper gateway where other guests come in. You don't need to open every back door in the kitchen. Jar Jar! Give me that jar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 3 Share Posted June 3 Check the door, I believe it is ajar. Waiter, some soup to celebrate the upcoming 5000. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 3 Share Posted June 3 Are you going to drop 1 000 of the coming 6 000? Gardener! Apple, iPlease. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 4 Share Posted June 4 I will send an Android down to the market garden to fetch one for you. Waiter, it is the end of the soup as I know it, but I feel fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iapetus7342 Posted June 9 Share Posted June 9 Don't worry, the main course is just done. Waiter, where is my super-soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 15 Share Posted June 15 Sorry but Superman ate it. Waiter, some jokers soup please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 16 Share Posted June 16 Our cook has gathered all jokers for his Caravan hand. Bartender! Roll the save throw, I 'm going to drink this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 16 Share Posted June 16 Save roll successful, you accidentally knock over the drink and watch as it burns through the table. Waiter, what is this "Strange Meat"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iapetus7342 Posted June 18 Share Posted June 18 That's the point, you don't know what it is until it goes in the suspicious stew. Hey waiter! Why is a black hole eating MY soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 19 Share Posted June 19 We call that your mouth, hmm, when is the last time you saw a dentist? Waiter, a Tourine of soup please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tryharder Posted June 25 Share Posted June 25 Sorry, taurine is an unhealthy hormone to ingest Waiter, an antimatter fusion bomb with my soup, please! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 25 Share Posted June 25 Your order doesn't matter. It's antimatter. Bar. Dear wooden bar. Only you understand me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 25 Share Posted June 25 Wunderbar Wonder Soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 26 Share Posted June 26 Sorry, sir. It's prohibited by the state law. Herbalist! Your herbs are so... loudy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 26 Share Posted June 26 It is because we grow them to the song "Welcome to the Jungle" by "Guns and Roses". Waiter, some Good Gateway soup please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 26 Share Posted June 26 Kraken ate it all. We should wait it for being prepared. Barbeing! What is this purple jelly with floating yellow eyes in it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 28 Share Posted June 28 That is a customer, please do not eat our customers. Waiter. a soup made from my tears please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 30 Share Posted June 30 Your cut onion, sir. Bartender! Pint o'borane, please. My lovely green fairy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 1 Share Posted July 1 I warned you against eating the "Mysterious Stew". Waiter, what is on the menu? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 1 Share Posted July 1 Your phone. Take it off, please. Phone! Ring! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 1 Share Posted July 1 Soup ring. Need you to go out the back and do the washup. Waiter, some Saturn ring soup please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iapetus7342 Posted July 1 Share Posted July 1 Here's some Sarnus Ring Soup instead. Sorry if it tastes bad, it's only 10% as good as Saturn Ring Soup. Hey waiter, i ordered Haumea soup, not Mesklin soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 Hau we can, so we meake it. Eat it, and be happy it doesn't smell ammonia. Ammonite! Ammonia soup, please! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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