ColdJ Posted July 2, 2024 Share Posted July 2, 2024 The chemical hazard team are on their way. Waiter. some soup in a can please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 2, 2024 Share Posted July 2, 2024 Wait a moment, I'll pour gasoline from it. Herr Burgermeister! Two burgers and cola, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 3, 2024 Share Posted July 3, 2024 Heres to tofu patties and glass of dark matter. waiter! Theres a goo canister in my soup! 190407022024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 3, 2024 Share Posted July 3, 2024 It's a Campbell goo. Some believe, it's made of tomatoes. Spoiler Tomator wants them think so. Waiter! Those huge tarts and candies, please. Spoiler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 3, 2024 Share Posted July 3, 2024 Here you go, and a shot of insulin to follow. Waiter, does your soup spin clockwise? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 3, 2024 Share Posted July 3, 2024 (edited) @kerbiloid here are your sweet and savory tarts! Waiter! why is there a monkey on the ceiling fan? 021607032024 Edited July 3, 2024 by AlamoVampire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 3, 2024 Share Posted July 3, 2024 4 minutes ago, AlamoVampire said: Waiter! why is there a monkey on the ceiling fan? 6 minutes ago, ColdJ said: Waiter, does your soup spin clockwise? Both because. The monkey is sitting on the fan, and winding the soup with spoon clockwise because the fan is rotating clockwise. Bratender! Don't speak like a brat, be gentle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 3, 2024 Share Posted July 3, 2024 The brat is the phantasm you seem to have haunting you. waiter! can you fix this world we live in get rid of corruption and ghosts please? 022607032024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 3, 2024 Share Posted July 3, 2024 Who said that? Seems there is a poltergeist in here. Waiter, A stable platter of chips and some reality sauce please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 3, 2024 Share Posted July 3, 2024 (edited) Sorry sir @AlamoVampire our your uh my world is corrupted. waiter! Ketchup or catsup? 030107032024 030207032024 Edited July 3, 2024 by AlamoVampire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 3, 2024 Share Posted July 3, 2024 It is called reality sauce. Waiter, is my order on its way? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 3, 2024 Share Posted July 3, 2024 @AlamoVampire its ketchup! waiter! Volume! 030807032024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 3, 2024 Share Posted July 3, 2024 You are rather loud. Waiter, what will the poltergeist do next? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 3, 2024 Share Posted July 3, 2024 @AlamoVampire heres a volume of Sherlock Holmes, enjoy! waiter! Hi do you exist? 031507032024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 3, 2024 Share Posted July 3, 2024 I do. But you are a ghost. I am going to call you Caspar. Waiter, what funny thing will they say next? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 3, 2024 Share Posted July 3, 2024 Why yes @AlamoVampire i do exist! waiter! Make the cold go away 032107032024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 3, 2024 Share Posted July 3, 2024 Have some warm soup. Waiter, the customer at the other table seems to be talking to their soup and dribbling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 3, 2024 Share Posted July 3, 2024 @AlamoVampire we are the cold. We are the vampire! We are that which haunts your dreams! waiter! Can you forget that odd echo please? 032807032024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 3, 2024 Share Posted July 3, 2024 Here, have some yummy cave fungus. Waiter, I think they may need a warm blanket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 3, 2024 Share Posted July 3, 2024 @AlamoVampire im sorry me but no. waiter! Hug me! Say to me a nice thing! 033407032024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 3, 2024 Share Posted July 3, 2024 You will be ok. Here have a lollipop. Waiter, a taxi for that poor soul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 3, 2024 Share Posted July 3, 2024 (edited) @AlamoVampire you sir are a kind, generous, honest, rule following, rule obeying, dedicated, and dare I say savage vampire! waiter! Drop a beat 034707032024 Edited July 3, 2024 by AlamoVampire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 3, 2024 Share Posted July 3, 2024 Here listen to Will Smith singing the "Wild Wild West" Waiter, some calming soup for the customer at the next table. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 3, 2024 Share Posted July 3, 2024 @AlamoVampire why do you want to hit yourself? But hey, in the memory of nearly forgotten former forum member and former friend coldj lets beat it! waiter! Pour one out! 040007032024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 3, 2024 Share Posted July 3, 2024 An outpouring from a non former anything. Waiter, is that a fly in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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