AlamoVampire Posted July 3 Share Posted July 3 (edited) @AlamoVampire any dedication? waiter! No. But after that lasagna? 042007032024 odd to see a new page so quick before 20 posts but hey new page! Edited July 3 by AlamoVampire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 3 Share Posted July 3 (edited) One Lasagna. Waiter, why does it sound different from its spelling? Edited July 3 by ColdJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 3 Share Posted July 3 @AlamoVampire sorry a fat orange cat came and ate it so fast it left a cold space behind that just wont go away. waiter! Cream and sugar! 043307032024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 3 Share Posted July 3 Have some Fairy Floss. Have you tried Jeb's Diner? Waiter. Say something original please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 3 Share Posted July 3 (edited) @AlamoVampire cream of tartar and sugar of pb. waiter! Numitron please! 044307032024 Edited July 3 by AlamoVampire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 3 Share Posted July 3 It's almost ready, sir. We are preparing Capsitron and Scrollitron. 4 hours ago, AlamoVampire said: cream of tartar We are out of tar, waiting for the truck with it. Waiter! 502 Bad Waitaways, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 3 Share Posted July 3 Sorry but the network is cold and wont apologize for its unnecessary aggression. Cant fix it. waiter! Make the network apologize for being a cold bad-gateway 085507032024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 3 Share Posted July 3 We have removed bad Waitaways and replaced them with a new Waitress. Waitress. A chocolate mousse for desert please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 3 Share Posted July 3 Sorry sir the waitstaff state youre not allowed to order. You offended and angered the vampire. Its shown you your required duty. waiter! savageness 090407032024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 Here, have a comic book on the savage lands. Waitress, A soup fountain please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 One Thai Tom Yum Soup geyser style waiter! Hug please 002007042024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 Just a moment. Our butcher likes hugs. He'll finish butching the meat and come. Waiter! Garlic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 Heres clove. Waiter! Whys the ice cube clucking? 013307042024 a Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 We used chicken salt to change the freezing temp. Waitress, a lazy susan for the middle of the table please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 Susan was lazy so she got fired. Heres a salty napkin. waiter! Nylons and hugs and snoopy 032807042024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 Sorry but Willy Loman just bought them all. Waiter, how much soup do you have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 Here is 1 milliliter of soup. waiter! Snoopy wants a red baron pizza 054507042024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 Here you go one tomato soup pizza. Waitress, a salad please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 Heres your word salad sandwich of the day, du jour, on the side, in a cup, on a bowl, in fries, on eggs, coriander, turmeric, spiced, veritable, vegitable, clove, garlic, and a comma waiter! Elephant dandruff, Blonde with sand, Mystery in the alley, Wreck 'em, Burn the British, and Drag one through Georgia. 064207042024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 Here is a salt shaker. Waitress, sorry about the mess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 Madam the management has asked for youre departure to the wastelands for salt waiter! Elephant dandruff, Blonde with sand, Mystery in the alley, Wreck 'em, Burn the British, and Drag one through Georgia. 073307042024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 Sorry, here is the Pepper. Waitress, Gelato flavours please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 Your gelato, sir, with the best palm margarine. Coffender! A double acorn-barley latte, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 Here you go, enjoy. Waitress. What flavours of Gelato do you have please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 Miss we have the flavors of nothing as the gelato machine stopped working before it was installed. waiter! This is a diner and im still waiting on my waiter! Elephant dandruff, Blonde with sand, Mystery in the alley, Wreck 'em, Burn the British, and Drag one through Georgia. 174607042024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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