Waiter, theres a _____________ in my soup!

[kerbiloid]

This is diner, sir, not a barbershop for dreadmaking.

Barber! Barbecue!

[AlamoVampire]

Sorry sir no barberque only bbq, no sauce

Waiter! Why is there a kyber crystal in my soup and why is it singing michigan rag?

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[ColdJ]

Ahh, is that where it got to, we use it to power the soup warmer. I think you will find that it is Harry, our pet cockroach that is singing Michigan Rag.

Waiter, some soup de ville please.

[kerbiloid]

A moment, sir. The cauldron of sinners is almost ready. Your deville soup, please.

Waiter! Spaghetti code, please.

[ColdJ]

Here you go, one alphabet spaghetti soup.

Waitress, is more really less?

[kerbiloid]

Our waitress needs a dress. Give your card, its code, then press.

Waiter! Is this the Hogwarts diner? No normal food, only sweet junk.

[ColdJ]

Please visit our gingerbread house, there is something in the oven you need to see.

Waiter, Does your name badge say "Hansel"?

[kerbiloid]

No, it says "Cancel". Stop disturbing me.

Steward! Is your battleship cook's name Nico?

[ColdJ]

We have a teen named Nico, Nicoteen.

Waitress, is that soup in my dress?

[kerbiloid]

That's no Dres. No spoon. No soup.

Servant! Why did you put a wrong fork fourth from the plate? Can't you remember basic things?

[ColdJ]

Waitress, Some stew please.

[kerbiloid]

This is our steward Steve. We call him "Stew".

Bar man! Put the bar down, don't hold it.

[ColdJ]

That is the barbell. You ring it for service.

Waitress, why is my stew grumpy?

[kerbiloid]

It doesn't want to eat you.

Coffender! Instant coffee with instant water.

[ColdJ]

One instant offee and and instant mashed tater.

Waiter, a cut and come again pudding please.

[kerbiloid]

Your acute, sir. The cook is still pudding the second part.

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Fountainder! Absinthe for synths.

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[ColdJ]

Check out our gym, we can soon have the Abs synthesized.

Waiter, is that a 7 course meal in my soup?

[kerbiloid]

Yes, it's a special offer from Snowhite, and is called "Seven Hungry Dwarves and One Apple".

Snowhite! Can you finally learn at least one edible recipe for us?

[ColdJ]

Here, eat your Gruel Ella, and you will grow up big and strong.

Waitress, something from the Juke Box please.

[kerbiloid]

Our cook and janitor amateur rap, sir.

Tiptaker! Take your tips and let us go.

[ColdJ]

Try "RoverDude" in the 4th race.

Waiter, must I wait long?

[kerbiloid]

The longer you wait, the better well done.

Waiter! Two beholder ribeyes, please.

[ColdJ]

Here is the whole Beholder, it wants a word with you.

Waiter,is the Kobold stew fresh?

[kerbiloid]

Yes, a bold kobold full of cobalt.

Foodgiver! Both of me wants consumable organics.

[ColdJ]

One plate of Beatles with a side order of Crickets.

Waitress, soup me up please.