Venusian Explorer Posted February 12, 2022 Share Posted February 12, 2022 (edited) Here, a Cokatomic Bomb. Waiter! This soup tastes like soup, but it's a soup soup, and soup soups should taste like Souptime! And also, there's a New page in my soup! Edited February 12, 2022 by Venusian Explorer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted February 13, 2022 Share Posted February 13, 2022 Waiter: Thank you Sir. I shall retrieve that, wouldn't want to lose the recipe. Customer: Some leek soup and a plug please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 13, 2022 Share Posted February 13, 2022 You have a soup dispenser on the wall. Serve yourself, please. Waiter! Why is the restroom still occupied? Is it a think tank sink? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted February 13, 2022 Share Posted February 13, 2022 It's because our chef is having problems with last night's oysters. Waiter! Why is my soup spicier than your "friend"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venusian Explorer Posted February 13, 2022 Share Posted February 13, 2022 Because Gordon Ramsay Forgot where's the Lamb Sauce. Waiter! There's a Principia in my soup, and it's somehow crazy in terms of Orbital Physics! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted February 13, 2022 Share Posted February 13, 2022 Three-ingredient physics: Liquid Flavour Whatever you want to put Waiter! Why is there a gravity formula here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venusian Explorer Posted February 13, 2022 Share Posted February 13, 2022 That's not a Gravity Formula, that is the Krusty Krab Secret Ingredient! Waiter! Where's my Super Soup?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted February 13, 2022 Share Posted February 13, 2022 Waiter: It was sent out for Dry Cleaning. Customer: Is this an endless bowl of soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venusian Explorer Posted February 13, 2022 Share Posted February 13, 2022 Yes, once you eat it you'll be able to play Half-Life 4. Waiter! this soup has some nasty brocollies! WHY IN THE NAME OF SPARTACUS YOU GAVE ME THIS?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 13, 2022 Share Posted February 13, 2022 To make you ask for an antidote in the name of Crassus. Waiter! Are you sure that this rotten fish sauce is an authentic Ancient Roman dish? Now I understand that Spartacus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted February 13, 2022 Share Posted February 13, 2022 Sorry, but that is our Soy Bean equivalent. Guarenteed just as awful. Customer: Spaggetti and Meatballs please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted March 2, 2022 Share Posted March 2, 2022 Inactivity and silence you receive. Waiter! There is a stolen version track of Swift's song! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neptunium_69 Posted March 3, 2022 Share Posted March 3, 2022 It’s fine, drink it! Waiter! A SSTO crashed into my soup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted March 3, 2022 Share Posted March 3, 2022 Congratu-lences. Waiter! There are ads! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted March 3, 2022 Share Posted March 3, 2022 Sorry, but we use ads to earn money. Waiter! There's a Tsar Bomba in my soup and it's gonna explode! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 3, 2022 Share Posted March 3, 2022 Sorry but that is only our Spicy Meatballs. Customer: I think I see K9 over there. Is he hungry? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted March 3, 2022 Share Posted March 3, 2022 Sorry but our soup can cause illusions. Waiter! There's a bag of poison in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted March 3, 2022 Share Posted March 3, 2022 Then bag it up! Waiter! There's a sewing kit here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted March 3, 2022 Share Posted March 3, 2022 Eat it. It's fine. WAITER! Why There's a fusion reactor in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted March 3, 2022 Share Posted March 3, 2022 EC! You'll never have to pay for your bills again, as our dear customer ColdJ requests. Waiter! The soup is frozen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted March 3, 2022 Share Posted March 3, 2022 You need a Tsar Bomba. Waiter! There's a waiter in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted March 3, 2022 Share Posted March 3, 2022 My brother! Waiter! There's a menu here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted March 3, 2022 Share Posted March 3, 2022 How can you be scared by your menu? Waiter! There's a reason in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdwardKerman Posted March 3, 2022 Share Posted March 3, 2022 reasons are lampposts. WAITER! get out of my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venusian Explorer Posted March 3, 2022 Share Posted March 3, 2022 But it's tasty! Waiter! there's some air in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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