Abel Military Services Posted March 29, 2022 Share Posted March 29, 2022 (edited) Yes. @Kerbal Productions made a toxic Mojito for you. Bartender! I'd like some radioactive water. Edited March 29, 2022 by Abel101126 New pages made me STRONG! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 29, 2022 Share Posted March 29, 2022 (edited) Try the broadcast network up the street. Customer: Any stew? Edited March 29, 2022 by ColdJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted March 29, 2022 Share Posted March 29, 2022 Here you are. Spew. Bartender! I want some Vodka please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 29, 2022 Share Posted March 29, 2022 Only if you are driving a car. Waiter! My car, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 29, 2022 Share Posted March 29, 2022 Waiter: Carrot soup coming up. Customer: This a soupery, is it not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 29, 2022 Share Posted March 29, 2022 Yes. It's a "Supah Soupah" diner. Waiter! Fish-kebab, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 Sorry, but we removed kebab. Waiter! Sapper please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 Waiter: Supper will be after soup. Customer: Soup of the day please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 Here you are. Water. Bartender! Manhattan please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 Waiter: Wrong continent. Customer: Waiter, water, wetter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 Wait, what? Water! Bartender! Vodka with some sweet Thermal Nuclear radiation please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 (edited) Our cocktail "Nights of Pripyat" as a compliment from our bar. Bartender! Barten der Schnaps, bitte! Edited March 31, 2022 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 Speak English, sire! Waiter! Any cocktails for purchase? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 You can ask bartender. Bartender! Mojito please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 Sorry, sir, but our mojito pipe is under repair today. Bartender! Soft Blood Mary, please. Without tomatoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 I guess you need a spoon of sugar. Bartender! Manhattan please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 It's a decent place, sir, and we don't appreciated the toponimical sexism, like "Manhattan" or "Womanhattan". So, here is your "Personhattan". Bartender! Please, a bucket of water, a bag of lime, and a shovel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 Here you are. Lemonade EXTRA edition. Bartender! Blood Mary please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 Waiter. Sorry but the bar is closed. We do serve soup though. Customer: Is that a ___________ in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 Mmmph ________ mmmph. Mmmph! Mmmph mph-mph mmmph. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 Do you know the ASL, sir? Bart Ender! Is that your Ender Game we have watched yesterday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 When was yesterday? Customer: Welcome to the Soup Place California, you can get the check any time you like, but you can never leave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 Yes, welcome to the Californian soup place. Spoiler One wrong step, and the soup is ready. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted April 2, 2022 Share Posted April 2, 2022 Andy Warhol, 4 coloured soup please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted April 2, 2022 Share Posted April 2, 2022 Here you are. Chinese hot pot. I want some sweet thermal nuclear radiation please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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