kerbiloid Posted April 16, 2022 Share Posted April 16, 2022 Here you go. Keep mining resources in your bowl. Icer! Two S-creams, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted April 16, 2022 Share Posted April 16, 2022 Waiter: I will send someone to the Pharmacy for you. Customer: There is a punchline in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 16, 2022 Share Posted April 16, 2022 (edited) Probably we haven't washed the plate after the previous customer. Do not worry, just spit it onto the table. Bar stander! Look... Only you can understand me, my wooden friend, only you. Not all those humans around. Edited April 16, 2022 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted April 17, 2022 Share Posted April 17, 2022 I'm a human so I don't understand you. Medic! Übercharge me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 17, 2022 Share Posted April 17, 2022 Eins, zwei, drei... Click... Electrify! Waiter! Please, explain that gentleman that a bar stander is a stander a bar is lying on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted April 18, 2022 Share Posted April 18, 2022 FBI! OPEN THE DOOR! FBI! This is the guy who stole my PC! Arrest him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 18, 2022 Share Posted April 18, 2022 (edited) We will better arrest you for disturbing FBI with police tasks. Janitor! Two buckets of outdated fastfood, please. I keep a pig on my balcony. Edited April 18, 2022 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted April 19, 2022 Share Posted April 19, 2022 (edited) No pigs in balcony! Cheater! Cheater! I'm gonna ban you to the end of your life! Edited April 19, 2022 by Abel101126 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 19, 2022 Share Posted April 19, 2022 (edited) Bouncer! Please, remove this body from under the table to let it have a breathe of fresh air. Edited April 19, 2022 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted April 20, 2022 Share Posted April 20, 2022 Sorry sir, we're waiters. Waiter! Why is this soup ignoring physics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Kerbalisation Tech Posted April 20, 2022 Share Posted April 20, 2022 (edited) 3 hours ago, Kerbal Productions said: Waiter! Why is this soup ignoring physics? obviously. you ordered the Unobtanium special. Waiter! why is there a black hole in my soup? Edited April 20, 2022 by Space Kerbalisation Tech Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 20, 2022 Share Posted April 20, 2022 You have eaten the carrot plug from the plate sink, Bantender! Are you banned? We are still waiting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted April 20, 2022 Share Posted April 20, 2022 Waiter: We stay strictly in our thread but it seems we are running out of soup. Customer: Is there a future in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 20, 2022 Share Posted April 20, 2022 Gimme a second, bro Give me a second, sir. I will ask an expert. Hey, Soupender! Here one guy is asking for the verb tenses. Something about future, indefinite, and other gerund. Please, answer him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted April 20, 2022 Share Posted April 20, 2022 No! I AM YOUR CUSTOMER! Waiter! Bring me some memory dump from Jeb's diner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 20, 2022 Share Posted April 20, 2022 "Me mory dump", sir? Where is your mory dump? Bar stander! Stand for your bar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamn00b Posted April 20, 2022 Share Posted April 20, 2022 But sir, I am not to participate in a bar exam, for I am not studying law! Waiter! There's my love for you in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted April 20, 2022 Share Posted April 20, 2022 Waiter: We love our customers who have soup too. Customer: There is a flyby in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 Use your spoon to make it orbiting. Food carrier! Why is this spot of fat on the plate looking so familiar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 No. Waiter! There's some memory dumps in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 The soup is dumped. Soup! Get cool! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 9, 2022 Share Posted May 9, 2022 Waiter: Here is some dry ice. Customer: Did I fall asleep? My soup has gone cold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 9, 2022 Share Posted May 9, 2022 It's not cold. It has reached the equilibrium point of surrounding objects. Way'ter! Is my soup on its way? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Second Hand Rocket Science Posted May 9, 2022 Share Posted May 9, 2022 No, it's travelling at a speed of approximately 3 miles per hour through the kitchens as we speak cooling at a rate of 0.00013 degrees celsius per minute. Heading at a 12 degree angle, it is coming towards you from the northeast. Waiter! Is my total nuclear annihilation followed by a third ice age due to ash clouds arriving any time soon? I'm hungry... for WAR!!!! MUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catto Posted May 9, 2022 Share Posted May 9, 2022 In a parallel universe, yes, it's there. Waiter? Why is a hadron collider inside of my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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