KerbolRacer21 Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 (edited) No sir. It was radioactive matieral from Jeb's snack bin Edited March 8 by KerbolRacer21 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 Second part? @KerbolRacer21 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerbolRacer21 Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 I will replace it with Eve Atmosphere Bog soup immediatly! Warning! Do not ask for the ingredients! The Second part sir? 20 year old Kerson Cow meat.... What are your further orders? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 On 3/7/2024 at 5:51 PM, KerbolRacer21 said: I will replace it with Eve Atmosphere Bog soup immediatly! Warning! Do not ask for the ingredients! The Second part sir? 20 year old Kerson Cow meat.... What are your further orders? The game goes like: Player 1: Waiter, [something creative idk] --- Player 2: [funny response, idk] Player 2: Waiter, [something creative again to continue the game] *** With that in mind, I'll start with a new prompt. Waiter, there's a Nimitz-class aircraft carrier in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 (edited) Yes, it's carrying our crafted air. Waiter! Catch up the ketchup! Edited March 9 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerbolRacer21 Posted March 10 Share Posted March 10 The Ketchup has escaped in his Bugatti Sir! Engaging pursuit immediatly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 10 Share Posted March 10 Did you say bug splatti? I assure you we are bug free. Waiter, some soup please, for I am not the waiter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 10 Share Posted March 10 Your null soup, please. It's invisible, but it exists. Waiter! Some boiled ice, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Great Liao Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 May i decrease the air pressure to 0.01 atm? Waiter, make me soup and compress it until it reaches that state of matter after liquid and gas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 Slight problem. Soup is mostly water and water doesn't like to compress. I will dehydrate it into a stock cube for you instead. Waiter, a soup cube and a hot bowl of water please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 (edited) Here you go, sir. Spoiler Waiter! Two aquacocktails, please. Just to be sure: take a glass of cold tap water, add some boiling water from kettle to warm, add some ice from the fridge to cool. Edited March 13 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 Certainly Sir. And a special treat today, our ice comes from a million year old ice core pulled out of an Arctic research lab. Waiter, a soup patch please, I'm trying to quit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 (edited) Then you should not order the Vegs&Weeds soup. Bartender! Why is your B-52 cocktail smelling with oil and kerosene? Edited March 13 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 Because you are meant to light it. Waiter, a small boat to sail in my soup please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 At your command, mylord... "Summon Boatezu!!!" Waiter! This squirrel is too radioactive today. Some Anti-Rad chewing gum, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 Certainly Sir. Would you also like to try our RadAway soup? Waiter, 1 Nuka Pie please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 Your raspberry pie, sir. Its taste is a little plastic and you should spit out the golden contacts, but the natural berries have too low critical mass to put them in a pie. Bartender! The free shot for the first client today. See, he's coming in, don't miss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Great Liao Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 (edited) Ah, we only have blanks.... Waiter, take my soup and melt it into a Bose-Einstein condensate, then subsequently allow it to ionize into a plasma before cooling it until it reaches the solid state and dunk it in my water, please. Edited March 15 by Great Liao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 Sorry, but we don't provide quantum drugs, only ethanol solutions. Waiter! I summon you in the name of time lords! How long must I wait here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 Ahh but Sir, after you eat here you go back in time and enter here when you first came in, as such you have aready been served and have eaten. Here is the bill. Waiter, soup served in a Resonance Bowl please, I am feeling a little jumpy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 Your Reasonance Soup, sir. It will be explaining every reason until you fall asleep. Bartender! Do you call it "a drink"? It's just a "drinklet". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 For you Sir, we will call it drunk. Waiter, a bottle of soup, tested on your elbow please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 (edited) Of course, sir, it's tested on the elk bow tie on the wallabove the bartender. You know, you are not the first here with such strange ideas. Waiter! I asked for Warhammer teaquila. It means a cup of tea with printed Imperial Aquila, to drink it with honor. Edited March 16 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 Here you go sir, It is keeping warm under Thor's Hammer, if you can lift the hammer you can drink it. Waiter, 100 cupasoups and a vat please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 Yes, sir. Let the new life being on the Earth in that soup! Waiter! I can see the co-ffee, but where is the ffee itself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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