ColdJ Posted Tuesday at 09:50 AM Share Posted Tuesday at 09:50 AM The chemical hazard team are on their way. Waiter. some soup in a can please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted Tuesday at 02:28 PM Share Posted Tuesday at 02:28 PM Wait a moment, I'll pour gasoline from it. Herr Burgermeister! Two burgers and cola, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted Wednesday at 12:04 AM Share Posted Wednesday at 12:04 AM Heres to tofu patties and glass of dark matter. waiter! Theres a goo canister in my soup! 190407022024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted Wednesday at 07:01 AM Share Posted Wednesday at 07:01 AM It's a Campbell goo. Some believe, it's made of tomatoes. Spoiler Tomator wants them think so. Waiter! Those huge tarts and candies, please. Spoiler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted Wednesday at 07:14 AM Share Posted Wednesday at 07:14 AM Here you go, and a shot of insulin to follow. Waiter, does your soup spin clockwise? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted Wednesday at 07:15 AM Share Posted Wednesday at 07:15 AM (edited) @kerbiloid here are your sweet and savory tarts! Waiter! why is there a monkey on the ceiling fan? 021607032024 Edited Wednesday at 07:16 AM by AlamoVampire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted Wednesday at 07:22 AM Share Posted Wednesday at 07:22 AM 4 minutes ago, AlamoVampire said: Waiter! why is there a monkey on the ceiling fan? 6 minutes ago, ColdJ said: Waiter, does your soup spin clockwise? Both because. The monkey is sitting on the fan, and winding the soup with spoon clockwise because the fan is rotating clockwise. Bratender! Don't speak like a brat, be gentle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted Wednesday at 07:26 AM Share Posted Wednesday at 07:26 AM The brat is the phantasm you seem to have haunting you. waiter! can you fix this world we live in get rid of corruption and ghosts please? 022607032024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted Wednesday at 07:59 AM Share Posted Wednesday at 07:59 AM Who said that? Seems there is a poltergeist in here. Waiter, A stable platter of chips and some reality sauce please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted Wednesday at 08:01 AM Share Posted Wednesday at 08:01 AM (edited) Sorry sir @AlamoVampire our your uh my world is corrupted. waiter! Ketchup or catsup? 030107032024 030207032024 Edited Wednesday at 08:02 AM by AlamoVampire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted Wednesday at 08:05 AM Share Posted Wednesday at 08:05 AM It is called reality sauce. Waiter, is my order on its way? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted Wednesday at 08:08 AM Share Posted Wednesday at 08:08 AM @AlamoVampire its ketchup! waiter! Volume! 030807032024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted Wednesday at 08:12 AM Share Posted Wednesday at 08:12 AM You are rather loud. Waiter, what will the poltergeist do next? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted Wednesday at 08:15 AM Share Posted Wednesday at 08:15 AM @AlamoVampire heres a volume of Sherlock Holmes, enjoy! waiter! Hi do you exist? 031507032024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted Wednesday at 08:19 AM Share Posted Wednesday at 08:19 AM I do. But you are a ghost. I am going to call you Caspar. Waiter, what funny thing will they say next? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted Wednesday at 08:21 AM Share Posted Wednesday at 08:21 AM Why yes @AlamoVampire i do exist! waiter! Make the cold go away 032107032024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted Wednesday at 08:25 AM Share Posted Wednesday at 08:25 AM Have some warm soup. Waiter, the customer at the other table seems to be talking to their soup and dribbling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted Wednesday at 08:28 AM Share Posted Wednesday at 08:28 AM @AlamoVampire we are the cold. We are the vampire! We are that which haunts your dreams! waiter! Can you forget that odd echo please? 032807032024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted Wednesday at 08:32 AM Share Posted Wednesday at 08:32 AM Here, have some yummy cave fungus. Waiter, I think they may need a warm blanket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted Wednesday at 08:34 AM Share Posted Wednesday at 08:34 AM @AlamoVampire im sorry me but no. waiter! Hug me! Say to me a nice thing! 033407032024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted Wednesday at 08:44 AM Share Posted Wednesday at 08:44 AM You will be ok. Here have a lollipop. Waiter, a taxi for that poor soul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted Wednesday at 08:47 AM Share Posted Wednesday at 08:47 AM (edited) @AlamoVampire you sir are a kind, generous, honest, rule following, rule obeying, dedicated, and dare I say savage vampire! waiter! Drop a beat 034707032024 Edited Wednesday at 08:47 AM by AlamoVampire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted Wednesday at 08:51 AM Share Posted Wednesday at 08:51 AM Here listen to Will Smith singing the "Wild Wild West" Waiter, some calming soup for the customer at the next table. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted Wednesday at 09:00 AM Share Posted Wednesday at 09:00 AM @AlamoVampire why do you want to hit yourself? But hey, in the memory of nearly forgotten former forum member and former friend coldj lets beat it! waiter! Pour one out! 040007032024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted Wednesday at 09:19 AM Share Posted Wednesday at 09:19 AM An outpouring from a non former anything. Waiter, is that a fly in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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