Waiter, theres a _____________ in my soup!

[kerbiloid]

Here you go, sir. The left side, the right one, the front, the counter-front.

Waiter! Some seafood, and quickly! I'm ready to eat a bansilosaurus.

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[ColdJ]

Strangely the Bansilosaurus has ordered one of you.

Waiter, a soup 2 reen please.

[kerbiloid]

Do you prefer the soup recipe from 2rin or from 2louse?

Waiter! Please, engage your 2rbo mode and bring my food!

[RedAl1en1]

turbo mode engaged

waiter can i have the bug soup

[ColdJ]

Only if you agree to go on a Spy mission for us and get your stomach close to the target.

Waiter, there is a Fly Fisherman in my soup.

[kerbiloid]

Yes, our fisherman is fishing the fish right through the window fly, sometimes he losts balance.

Pharmacist! Some cakes and tea, please.

[ColdJ]

Here you go, some Tea Cakes. Though I fear 10 years without sleep may be affecting you.

Waiter, All the girlies say "There is a fly in the soup guy."

[kerbiloid]

They should order more than one plate of the soup, then other plates would be flyless, because the fly is already caught.

Girl at the counter! Are you /g/irl or /dzh/irl, like the gif is?

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[ColdJ]

The girl thinks you are being fresh and slaps you.

Waiter, some frozen peas for my face please.

[kerbiloid]

We can put the peanut paste in the fridge to make a face mask.

Venter! Please, open the window, it's too smoky here.

[Kevin_kerman]

the venter ignores your request to open the window

Waiter, There's uranium in my soup!

[kerbiloid]

No, it's not ouranium. It's somebody's else.

Hwaiter! Some olde ale, please.

[ColdJ]

Here, this will cure what ales ya.

Waiter, I can't feel my soup.

[kerbiloid]

Feelings are what makes your soup yours.

Soup! Hi!

[ColdJ]

The soup promises to say "Hi" later when you are leaning over a sink.

Waiter, there is a potato in my soup.

[kerbiloid]

Thank you, sir! We have looked all over the kitchen to find it.

Cook! What's your book? May I have a look?

[ColdJ]

The book is to cook a succulent chook, here have a look by this babbling brook, the seasoning took while I was shaking the chook and now into the oven to cook goes the chook.

Waiter, some bread for the mopping of soup I am dropping.

[kerbiloid]

The soup you are dropping, is plopping and hopping. It's good for the shopping, the chopping, the popping.

Waiter! I find this lobster's face strangely familiar.

[ColdJ]

That is a mirror. You have spent too much time in the Sun.

Waiter, soup and some Sunscreen in separate bowls please.