Kerbals apparently don't like hitting their head.

[TotalNewb]

I was driving my rover around and suddenly it tipped over, smushing the kerbal into the ground. This happened:

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[Renegrade]

I was driving my rover around and suddenly it tipped over, smushing the kerbal into the ground. This happened:

http://imgur.com/a/B6q3m

That is one TINY rover. Kudos on sweet lightweight design.

I really wish stock KSP had more use for those.. (Fine Print seems to have some rover-y missions, but it isn't stock )

[monophonic]

I was driving my rover around and suddenly it tipped over, smushing the kerbal into the ground. This happened:

http://imgur.com/a/B6q3m

It was inevitable.

[SkyRender]

It was inevitable.

It was terrifying!

[Col_Jessep]

That Kerbal has a pact with the Kraken! Keep an eye on him at all times. Best to leave him on Mün for now...

[TimePeriod]

I am with Col_Jessep on this one, Kerbal sacrificed kittens to the devil and exchanged his death with some kind of unholy un-life.

I smell sorcery and witchcraft, Whackjob was here...

[TotalNewb]

It was terrifying!

An hour ago James Kerman was spaghettified on Mun.

It was horrifying.

It was for the best.

It was inevitable.

It was inevitable.

*ahem*

I didn't actually write "It was horrifying!" with DF in mind

Thanks Renegrade, it also had two ants on either side. You can do SICK TRIXXX and actual drifts with it. By the way, it's a motorcycle.

I can't even control the kerbal so he will be there for a while.

Edited July 31, 2014 by TotalNewb

[monophonic]

An hour ago James Kerman was spaghettified on Mun.

It was horrifying.

It was for the best.

It was inevitable.

It was inevitable.

*ahem*

I didn't actually write "It was horrifying!" with DF in mind

Sorry about that... DF seems to be leaking into other realities by now. :-P

[tg626]

Df?

......

[Benjpalmer]

Dwarf Fortress. Drunk midget simulator.

[TotalNewb]

Dwarf fortress is about elephants, mass murder, killing nobles, building pointlessly large things for pure enjoyment, magma, alcoholics, Carp that molest short men looking to get a drink, easily killable ancient beasts with blood that causes your dwarves to explode in a few weeks, and cats that slow time down.

Exactly 50 words!

Now we have to derail a thread over there at DF forums to KSP to restore balance.

[problemecium]

Tiny rover you say?

[Cydonian Monk]

This is a masterwork carving of James Kerman and the Rover. The Rover is made of cheese. The Rover is tipping over onto a rock, tearing the arm, denting the right toe (4), and puncturing the skull of James Kerman. James Kerman looks ecstatic. This carving is in reference to the "Falling of Kerman" between the Mün and the Kerbin in the year 1.

[Tortoise]

i might have to jack your rover design, thanks.

[LaytheAerospace]

Who needs a tiny rover when you can have a huge 8 kerbal rover that can de-orbit without a parachute*?

*30% success rate, with minor cosmetic damage. Don't actually have any screenshots of a "successful landing", because I was trying to get one to land without any damage at all.

[TotalNewb]

Put structural panels under exposed parts. It is for the best.

The RTG takes the full force of the impact and the part explodes in gore!

I wonder how many KSP players play DF.

[LaytheAerospace]

Put structural panels under exposed parts. It is for the best.

The RTG takes the full force of the impact and the part explodes in gore!

I wonder how many KSP players play DF.

*raises hand*

No matter how bad it gets for my Kerbals, they'll at least never have it as bad as my Dwarves. I once flushed an entire fortress down into the caverns when a frozen lake I was draining melted before I could finish sealing the fortress back off. Turned the fortress into a giant toilet.

The spiders ate well that day.

[TotalNewb]

Now I have to build a functional toilet in DF.

[TheDarkStar]

I wonder how many KSP players play DF.

In the year 2012, TheDarkStar became interested in the secrets of life and death.

In the year 2012, TheDarkStar traveled to the human site Bay 12.

In the year 2012, TheDarkStar downloaded Dwarf Fortress.

It was inevitable.

It is terrifying.

[Renegrade]

Tiny rover you say?

http://i58.servimg.com/u/f58/17/27/45/47/th/clipbo15.jpg

Also very nice

[QuesoExplosivo]

It menaces with spikes of Cubic Octagonal Struts.

[Rowsdower]

And that, folks, is why we always wear seatbelts.

[Camelotking524]

[Colserra3]

Whenever my Kerbals hit their heads they go into a coma.

I don't have any screenshots of this, but they just stand there... staring into the distance...

Needless to say Bob was heartbroken leaving Jeb in his comatose state but it was necessary.

Our hero, Jebediah Kerman:

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[Renegrade]

http://i.imgur.com/4Djt7Pa.png

D:

The horror! What the heck happened there?