Jeb's Diner

[Mrcarrot]

Okay. One fresh bear, coming right up!

I would like the fish.

Edited October 20, 2017 by Mrcarrot

[PaperAviator]

I would like the penne with a little parmesan, please.

[Confused Scientist]

10 hours ago, PaperAviator said:

I would like the penne with a little parmesan, please.

Oh, er, no problem, er, ah, sir. I've been takin' orders since me young'n days! Jest let me put on me glasses...

"Thelma, this gentleman wants a pen with parmesan!"

"He wants what now?"

"He wants a hen and Louie's arm!"

"What you say he want?"

"He wants yen and the 'Louie, Louie' song!"

"Oh, er, okey there. One yen and Louie, Louie, coming right up!"

I'll let your imagination figure out how those two are going to be served.

 

I'd like a grilled cheese (served by a different waiter than the last one).

[PaperAviator]

The bread will be an extra 30, sir.

I'd like a bowl of astronaut ice cream, please.

[Firemetal]

Here is your Ice-cubes-in-a-cone, sir.

Could I just have a slice of toast please?

[kerbiloid]

Here you go, please.

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Please, something edible which doesn't try to eat the eater.

[Xorth Tanovar]

Here ya go, one Grazer's Special: 

 

Can I have a mushroom?

 

 

[kerbiloid]

Definitely.
Here is your mush.

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You can eat it in that room. We call it "Mush Room".

Two sacks of that grass, please.
For my horse - too.

[Joseph Kerman]

Here is your straw.

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plastic straws, that is...

I want a very spicy food to kill all foods.

[Boorang]

On 10/27/2017 at 5:37 AM, Joseph Kerman said:

Here is your straw.

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I want a very spicy food to kill all foods.

here is your tofu.

I would like a parallel eggplant

[Joseph Kerman]

On 10/29/2017 at 1:48 AM, Boorang said:

here is your tofu.

I would like a parallel eggplant

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I'd like an ice cream

[Boorang]

On 10/29/2017 at 9:47 PM, Joseph Kerman said:

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I'd like an ice cream

an i-beam? sure!

uh... can I have the blue garlic pizza*, a side of casein,

and the Veldtbeest steak, boneless, please

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Edited November 4, 2017 by Boorang
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[Confused Scientist]

On 11/3/2017 at 3:53 PM, Boorang said:

uh... can I have the blue garlic pizza*, a side of casein,

and the Veldtbeest steak, boneless, please

You get the Wildabeast steak, bone-in, with peas.

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Plus lead-dipped bagels, and a side of a bunch of stuff microwaved in a plastic bag.

 

 

 

 

[PaperAviator]

You didn't order anything? or you ordered nothing... Here's a bowl of vacuum.

I'd like the blood tofu with extreme amounts of haute sauce and a fried tarantula on the side.

[Boorang]

we don't have that here.

I would like some football radium.

[Tux1]

Ok, have some american football uranium.

I want moar boosters and struts!

[TheKSPBeginner]

nope I WAN DE ROCIT FULE

[Kernel Kraken]

Here's you're rock filler!

Waiter, I would like a plusgood Amount/ soup

(Newspeek, suckaaaas!)

Edited February 12, 2018 by TheMadKraken2297

[roboslacker]

Here´s a few hundred gallons of soup.

I want a duck.

[kerbiloid]

You get a duck and a cover. Now duck and cover.

I wish for that what I already for 70% consist of.

Edited February 12, 2018 by kerbiloid

[Kernel Kraken]

You get 70 percent of your material, you now have a disgusting pile of bacteria! Yay!

[TheKSPBeginner]

404

I want the rocket fuel.

[Boorang]

here is your vodka.

I would like the krakenburger

[kerbiloid]

You arrive to Krak des Chevaliers, . Several krakenburgers are standing near the gates.

Do you have green creepers salad?

[Kernel Kraken]

No. We can make exceptions and give you a poison ivy salad, though.

Waiter, I just had 15 doctor peppers. I got to go pee.