Jeb's Diner

[kerbiloid]

Feel free to choose any.

Waiter! Unsoup this soup.

[53miner53]

Here’s some salad. 

Excuse me, I would like the pasta

[roboslacker]

Here´s some paste.

I want your soul.

[kerbiloid]

A universal answer for both of you.

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Warm boiled water, please.
 

Edited April 27, 2018 by kerbiloid

[Guest]

Ok, here is your liquid nitrogen. 

A soda, please.

[Kernel Kraken]

Do mind if it's large? We also have the soda in the Big Smoke combo: Two number Nine's, A number nine large, a number six with extra dip, two number forty fives, (one with cheese), and, of course, a large soda.

I want a Number forty five!

Edited April 28, 2018 by Kernel Kraken

[kerbiloid]

You would try you chance there, maybe they have .45.
But be aware that it was not working since 1.1.3.

I would like a lunar fish from lunar sea.

[roboslacker]

Here's a sunfish, from the solar sea.

I want skittles.

[53miner53]

Here are some M&Ms

I would like a cheeseburger

[Guest]

Here is your burger-shaped block of cheese. 

Some tacos. And a burrito. 

[Boorang]

On 4/27/2018 at 9:50 AM, kerbiloid said:

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what is the right thread?

[kerbiloid]

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6 minutes ago, Boorang said:

what is the right thread?

opposite to the left one

 

[roboslacker]

You want some hidden comments? Have some concealed comments

Give me a F

Give me an O

Give me another O

Give me a D

[kerbiloid]

Here is your soup. Feel free to collect any letters.

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I want some math soup.
 

[Ho Lam Kerman]

There's your strut pasta with a gilly sauce and procedural sides, served on a heatshield and cooked with a Poodle (kudos to anyone who gets the reference)

Now most people wouldn't eat radioactive stuff, but I'm taking the Nerv LV-N with a touch of Monoprop sauce.

[Ho Lam Kerman]

No one's serving me my LV-N?

 

[Vexillar]

Sorry... looks like we ran out of one of the ingredients for the Monoprop.

I'll have a stable apoapsis served in the Mohole, please.

[kerbiloid]

Okay, we'll just find a straw enough long to reach the Mohole bottom. And an umbrella.

Fresh aubergine Eve, please. With basil.
 

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[Fraston]

Alright, here comes your vial of Jool gas and your ore sandwich!

i would like some kraken calamari, fried and breaded please.

WHERES MY CALIMARI?!

[Fraston]

I WANT MY CALIMARI!

[roboslacker]

I want your Calimari too, which is why I ate it.

[kerbiloid]

Calamari exploded.
You will pay for it!

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P.S.
No, seriously, pay. It costs money.

Edited May 23, 2018 by kerbiloid

[Fraston]

Welp, I don’t have any money with me. You said you wanted money? I’ll give you 15 outdated career funds sandwiches.

id like a maneuver node salad with Periapsis vinaigrette.

[Ho Lam Kerman]

Here’s your Navball soup with apoapsis cream sauce.

I want sea bugs. You’ll know what I mean if you’ve read The Saga of Emiko Station.

[Fraston]

Here are your land mammals.

i’d like some Minmus ice cream.