Jeb's Diner

[Abel Military Services]

No French allowed. 

I want a sapper please. 

Can I have a New Page? 

Edited March 13, 2022 by Abel101126

[Venusian Explorer]

Here, a Saboteur.

I would like some On-Demand Files with a mix of Null Reference Exceptions.

[ColdJ]

Here you go, Fish and Chips.

Some pudding please.

[Abel Military Services]

Sorry. But Jeb hates England. No England foods avalible.

I want a Pyro-cooked Heavy's Head please.

[Watermel00n]

One fire burnt light leg

I want toast!

[Abel Military Services]

Here you are. Carbon.

I want Neil Armstrong please.

[Aerodynamic Kerbal]

Sorry, but Jeb hates him due to... Being his analog. OK whatever

Ei wai'er, can I hav som tee?

[Abel Military Services]

I beg your pardon?

I want a Heavy please.

[Kerbal Productions]

Here's a dumb bell. It's dumb, and it's a bell.

I want a marker with pepperoni, please.

 

[ColdJ]

Uhhh? The best we could do was a tomato sauce flavoured highlighter.

I want some fromage please.

21 hours ago, Abel101126 said:

Sorry. But Jeb hates England. No England foods avalible.

So you think pudding is English, There are English puddings but there are so many more all over the world. Also the rules state that you can't refuse an order just give something else. If everytime you posted people just replied "No" it would get boring very quickly.

[Abel Military Services]

Granted. You get a page full of frogs. ("Fromage"="Frog"+"Page".)

I want a French style snail. 

[Venusian Explorer]

Here, a Rotten Snail.

I would like some sweet Ninjas with a mix of Samurais and perhaps some short of Wanhu Totem on the middle of them.

[Kerbal Productions]

Here's a scissor to stop speaking tongues.

I would like a flawless KSP game, please

[ColdJ]

Here you go, mashed potato.

Pasta please.

[Abel Military Services]

People And Spy That Armed. 

I want a invented stupid acronym. 

[ColdJ]

The Crown jewels sir.

Some choc fudge please.

[Abel Military Services]

Here you are. My overcooked fudge.

I want someone visiting my thread please.

[ColdJ]

There you go, shoe string pasta.

An Easter egg please.

[Zozaf Kerman]

Here you go, a mobster chicken about to hatch.

Can I order a croque madam?

[Kerbal Productions]

No, sir, and I'm not a madam.

Can I have an American Breakfast, please?

[Abel Military Services]

Here you are. USA. 

I want an Thermonuclear bomb please. 

[Venusian Explorer]

No bombs, only food.

I would like some sweet spaghetti.

Edited March 19, 2022 by Venusian Explorer
And you're under arrest.

[Abel Military Services]

Hey ya! How dare are ya, trying to arrest mei! I will kill ya! 

I would like some sweet revenge please. 

Edited March 19, 2022 by Abel101126

[ColdJ]

Sorry but only food orders will be accepted.

Donuts with pink icing please.

[Kerbal Productions]

Here's a burnt donut with no icing.

I would like to order some fried chicken, please.