Jeb's Diner

[ColdJ]

One dryed stickum.

I would like popcorn please.

With a side of new page.

Edited March 20, 2022 by ColdJ

[Abel Military Services]

Granted. You get (I will not tell ya because if I tell ya I will be restricted.)

I'd like some vessel please. 

 

[Venusian Explorer]

Here, a defunct satellite for you.

On 3/20/2022 at 9:43 AM, ColdJ said:

I would like popcorn please.

Aaaaaaand here, a popular corn for you, side new page is sold separately.

I would like some sweet Dunaberries juice. and a Kraken meat with a small spark of Sodium Chloride on it.

[Zozaf Kerman]

Here ya go! One hot fresh tasty kraken-mauled interplanetary SSTO with a side of drespressing soda!

Could I have a crispy eve chicken fingers plate please?

[Kerbal Productions]

Here's nothing - symbolizing what happens to your craft when you go to Eve.

Can I have a meat loaf?

[ColdJ]

Well, I would do anything for Val, but I won't do that, oh no, no I won't do that.

One veggie burgger.

May I have some musk sticks please?

[SSTO Crasher]

Here’s a musk

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elon_Musk#/media/File%3AElon_Musk_Royal_Society_(crop2).jpg
 

Can I have a vector engine 

[Abel Military Services]

Granted. You get a 0. 625m style engine. 

I want a NTR engine. 

[ColdJ]

One, Not The Right Eggplant.

One Kale please.

[Kerb24]

Here's your hailstone.

I request one steam ship.

[DunaManiac]

Here's your steamed ship! Not sure what you want to do with it since it's ruined.

I would like a diner of my own so I can make a rival business.

[Zozaf Kerman]

Here’s a fresh own-made dinner with business-sauce on top.

I want a bigger VAB.

[Kerbal Productions]

Here's a smaller Kerbin.

I want Jeb's Juice, please!

[ColdJ]

One Kale Juice.

I would like some buttered toast please.

[Kerbal Productions]

Here's a heat shield, fresh from re-entry!

I want a droneship, please!

[ColdJ]

One mascapona.

Please bring me todays special.

[Abel Military Services]

Here you are. Hawaii style fruit pizza. You might feel uncomfortable, because we put some sweet thermal radiation inside. 

I want my bill please. 

[ColdJ]

One Dill Pickle.

One mung bean please.

[ColdJ]

Here you go. One Mun beam.

A dozen of your finest Doughnuts please.

[SSTO Crasher]

Here are some R-12 external tanks

 

I would like an asteroid please

[Abel Military Services]

Mmmph mmmph! 

Mmmph! Mmmph mmmmph mph. 

[Kerb24]

Here's your Miles per hour.

I would like a functioning Duna Lander.

[caecilliusinhorto]

Here's a crumpled can and a broken parachute.

I would like some chips.

[ColdJ]

Here you go, A recording of our finest bird chirps.

I would like some noodles please.

[ColdJ]

Here are some Poodles.

Some cheese please.