Jeb's Diner

[Space Kerbalisation Tech]

oh you want extra fees? that will be $100000 just for the complementary pressurised pure oxygen atmosphere (which is totally safe to light a match or srb in).

i would like the entire restaurant with everything in it

[Abel Military Services]

 Not for sale. 

Some Nuka-cola and mentos please. 

[caecilliusinhorto]

Here's a nuke and some methalox.

 

Could I have a sandwich?

[Abel Military Services]

Here you are. Sandvich. 

I'd like a KerbalX please. 

[SSTO Crasher]

Here’s a kerbal 

I would like an SSTO

[ColdJ]

One salad and salsa taco.

Could I have a submarine sandwich please.

[Space Kerbalisation Tech]

here's your nuclear submarine (nuclear missiles included, and they are all nuclear because todays special is the nuclear combo meal! disclaimer: Jebs diner will not be responsible for... well anything, really) with two pieces of bread strapped to it's sides.  wait i forgot to disable the detonators on the nuclear warheads... 

i would like some bacon

Edited April 7, 2022 by Space Kerbalisation Tech

[caecilliusinhorto]

Here's your baked capsule.

 

I would like some pasta with meatballs.

[Abel Military Services]

Here you are. Fukushima meat ball. 

Some radiation please. 

[ColdJ]

One rayon shirt.

Meat and 2 veg please.

[Abel Military Services]

No meat. 

Ghoul please. 

[ColdJ]

One goal post.

Some Fetta, not thin.

[Abel Military Services]

Jetta. 

XKCD please. 

[BuranAce]

XKCD? More like Xenon!

*The diner lights up with a blinding blue glow*

Ill have the Daily special

[Kerbal Productions]

Here's a boot, fresh from the fishing rod.

I would like a... scrambled egg, fluffy one.

[Abel Military Services]

You want a egg? No! 

Sweet flip please. 

[ColdJ]

Here is a flipper.

Poached egg on toast please.

[Kerbal Productions]

Here's my scrambled egg with too much pepper and a burnt toast.

I want some buttered chicken, please!

[Abel Military Services]

Butterfly. 

A machine that can pass Turing test please. 

[ColdJ]

One Turine of soup.

Roast pork, hold the crackling please.

[Abel Military Services]

No. 

Radiation. 

[Tundra]

Thats Rad!   But I can find and ation...

 

KSP 2

[ColdJ]

5 hours ago, Abel101126 said:

No. 

Radiation. 

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1 hour ago, Cooki said:

Thats Rad!   But I can find and ation...

 

KSP 2

One Kipper for you.

Sweet Crepe please.

[Ben J. Kerman]

Ok, here is your Sour Crape. 

Spoiler

Yes, I meant to spell it that way. It's part of the joke. 

I would like a Shake 'n Bake Kraken tentacle with a side of macaroni and cheese, and a small glass of cream soda.

 

Edited April 14, 2022 by Ben J. Kerman

[Abel Military Services]

Nah. 

Death amount of bananas please.