Jeb's Diner

[Iapetus7342]

Here's your RTX 4090.

Can I have a Xen crystal float with extra headcrab meat?

Edited May 9 by Iapetus7342
Oh cool, new page

[ColdJ]

One Xenomorph, coming up.

Can I get a fish and chips?

[TwoCalories]

Here's your boiled shrimp and corn chips.

One order of F/A-18F Super Hornet. Block III, IRST drop tank, no JDAMs, targeting pod, easy on the AMRAAMs, and a side of Sidewinders.

[ColdJ]

Here are your Curly Fries.

Could I get a pinelime cordial please.

[TwoCalories]

Here you go, you 100% lime juice.

I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

[ColdJ]

One glass of water.

A chocolate cake that looks like a FA-18 please.

[Iapetus7342]

Enjoy your X-1 shaped Vanilla cake.

Hey, may i have a SLS Meal Deal?

[TwoCalories]

"Here you go sir, one Starship Meal. Sorry it took so long to serve; this was our fourth time making it."

One black hole singularity, please.

[ColdJ]

Here you go, One black coffee.

One mint M&M please.

[Iapetus7342]

Here's your bag of Pecan Skittles.

Can i get a Minmus ice cream? I'd like it in a waffle cone with extra LH2 sauce.

[OrdinaryKerman]

One Minmus Mint in waffle cone with L²H sauce,  here it is.

Can I have some xenonite cookies?

Edited June 12 by OrdinaryKerman

[Iapetus7342]

Here's your Baker's Dozen of Lithium Brownies.

I heard it's the Boeing 777's anniversary of it's first flight today, can I get a Boeing 777-shaped cake for the occasion?

[BA-Forums]

Here is a Boeing 777 cake, but it was made by 2024 Boeing, so some parts are missing…

can I get a duck cake from Bluey?

[TwoCalories]

"Sorry sir. We had baked and iced your blue cake, but a duck ate it."

Waiter, two AMRAAMs and a drop tank for my F-16C please.

[ColdJ]

Here you are, 2 arm bands and a piece of cake.

May I have some cheese please?

[Iapetus7342]

We don't have cheese but we have Cheems!

I would like an Irn-Bru-flavoured kebab, hold the sauce.

[ColdJ]

One finely brewed cup of kebab sauce.

A steak sandwich please.

[ColdJ]

One staked vampire.

A bag of cheese snacks please.

[ColdJ]

One cheat stack.

Some tasty memories please.