KSP Development Roadmap [999% realistic!]

[dryer_lint]

Since beta has just been announced, let's have some KSP-development-themed forum games. Basically, this is like Kerbal History, but for the development of KSP. Post sarcastic "features" that you want the game to have. And there's no dates (unless you want some).

NOTE: This isn't meant to be a serious thread. Obviously, since I posted it in Forum Games.

Example:

Poster 1: KSP reaches beta and 10000 new developers are hired

Poster 2: HypeTrains are added to the stock game, with a whole new category

etc.

Let's do it!

[Guest alemagno12]

Red buttons are added to KSP, and a new category ''Don't press the following buttons''

[Sun]

A part called Alemagno is added. Its only function: smash ban-hammer rockets into it.

[dryer_lint]

Resource Mining is implemented. Several new tabs allow Kerbals to use pickaxes and minecarts. A new option is created that makes all textures very low-res.

[Guest alemagno12]

More destructive buttons are added.

[mythbusters844]

NASA-mode is added and made default. You have barely any money and must somehow still execute a specific amount of contracts in a certain amount of time all while having to deal with failures and the public.

[Sun]

Alemagno12's account is deleted.

[dryer_lint]

A new building is added where you make funds by shooting down space pirates. Using this feature will disable all physickz and turn space into a 2D ocean.

[cantab]

Reverts and quickloads are replaced by the ability to actually rewind time and change your past actions in your space program (without affecting unrelated vessels). These functions are activated from a blue phone box sitting just next to Mission Control.

[Guest alemagno12]

HypeTrains are added. Along with GregoxMun.

[dryer_lint]

HypeTrains are added. Along with GregoxMun.

A new currency, Hype, gets implemented into the game. In the Admin Building, a new department is added: The HypeTrain Regulation Department, managed by Gregrox Kerman. The strategies are:

- HypeMart Visit: Trade funds in exchange for Hype.

- Hypehattan Project: Trade science for Hype

There is also a new tab of parts known as HypeParts. These allow you to collect and burn off Hype

[Guest alemagno12]

A Big Hype button is introduced

[GreeningGalaxy]

All large buttons are removed from the game. The Alemagno part is also removed from the game. Bionicles and Space Marines are preemptively banned, and all developers inclined to put them in the game fired.

[Vanamonde]

Don't let things get personal, guys.

[General Rarity]

Bananas replace goo pods and kerbals eat bananas. Snacks are replaced with bananas. Vanamonde is considered a snack, and lord/lady of the Banana Building of KSC.

[Overfloater]

A realism overhaul gets implemented, where Kerbin is flat and all celestial bodies are orbiting it.

[cantab]

A realism overhaul gets implemented, where Kerbin is flat and all celestial bodies are orbiting it.

/thread

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[Kulebron]

Marketing dept demanded a broader-audience feature, so farm yard strategy added as a default one. You have to build shields to protect vegetables from asteroids (flying not required, it's too hard).

[TonyC]

Introduction of forcefields !

A part that will protect your ship from that booster sent by Jeb !

[megatiger78]

KIONICLES are sold to earn funds but will lose 1 reputation per sale because of gvreening kerman. also new kerbal space marines are used to conquer other systems

[dryer_lint]

Third pages are created on all forum threads

[Felsmak]

Steam achievements, rivalling space agencies, realistically sized planets, mining parts, resources, new EVA suits, military weapons, autopilot systems, alien civilizations and terraforming are all added to the game.

[Kulebron]

Video recording with only F2 key (optional youtube upload). Picture from screen, captured audio + microphone. Moar boring tutorial videos!

[Kinglet]

Deadly space guacamole.

[LABHOUSE]

Jeb is now normal.