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1067.7: Cratery Coast bases with stranded kerbals are sending distress signals fast now, as all Krapdosis is breaking lose... When an escape ship arrives, a inflatable habitat meant for 6 kerbals is being used as a 27 Kerbal emergency escape area. 2 of these land, and the Kerbals escape. It is a very close call.

1067.9: The misunderstanding above the Mün costed 931,643,841 Kerbal lives, and a bunch of the Mün is lost too. The conflict is sorted out, and the cooling substance plan works. The crust of the Mün is repaired. All is fine, for now.

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1068.1: The Aftermath of the 20 minutes war left Kerbin in a global blackout due to Nuclear bomb EMPs... All Colonies are wondering why they can't get connection to Kerbin.

1068.2: The Flaron Emperor sentences the Mun Base Commander to death for treason

1068.3: The Flaron Emperor refuses to pay subsides saying It wasn't his fault.

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1070: The Social Union of the Rims (formally named as the Kerbal's Republic of the Crater) just celebrated Remembrance week that celebrated their nation's creation on 778 something on post #111(check it).

1070.3: an organization within the neutral SUR sent a battalion of steel drum players to the grandest Omega Hotel. The steel drummers were a hit.

1071: the United Kerbals was created and a resolution was passed so that one nation can't own the entire Mün and that there can't be any wars on the Mün. Owning colonies on the Mün is still ok.

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1072: The Flaron Empire invades The Social Union of the Rims for "Sending Sabotuers" with this song playing:

1073: A nuclear strike by the Flaron Empire destroys The Social Union of the Rims' Capital.

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1074: the Flaron Empire actually invaded the Republic of the Three Rims which is a bit that broke off and currently owns one of our former capitals. We the SUR remain neutral with our culture and our VERY powerful army and defence on stand by. We are friends with every empire and sent artists to every capital. Also the United Kerbal nations put sanctions on the Flaron Empire. The SUR wants to be recognized as a counterpart to Sweden, a neutral nation on an alien planet.

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1064.3

PLEASE DON'T CLAIM KSP TERRITORY.

1075: The KSP breaks away from Krepublic rule. We don't need no governing nation! In order to protect itself from Krepublic attacks, more torchships are made and sent in different directions, all to arrive in 1160. Elysae will still arrive in 1204. A small military buildup begins using the GP object materials.

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1075.5: A nation was created named 'Freddy'. It is run by a whole bunch of '5 nights at Freddy's' fans. They declared war on every empire in the Kerbol system. They now own an island from the SUR and is sending bombers to everyones capitals, except the SUR's capital, we shot that bomber down. We also have anti aircraft cannons for sale using Kamazon Prime and other online shopping services.

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4 Biggest Military:

Zokesia 23,132,324 infantry, 100,000 Helicopters, 12 Nuclear Bombers, 10000 Watercraft, 90000 Aircraft, 3 WMDs 19000, 9000 Tanks

Flaron Empire 12.100,214 infantry, 120,100 Helicopters 6 Nuclear Bombers, 100000 Watercraft, 56100 Aircraft, 700 WMDs, 800000 Tanks

Krepublic 19,000,000 infantry, 160,100 Helicopters 2 Nuclear Bombers, 193121 Watercraft, 68000 Aircraft, 20 WMDs, 1000000 Tanks

Cratery Coast 12000 Infantry, 20,000 Helicopters, 19 Nuclear Bombers, 142311 Watercraft, 50000 Aircraft, 42 WMDs, 10000 Tanks

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KSP unclassified defense forces: 5 (Five) Planetary shield generators- on loan for 39000000 Kerbucks each! 13 LR Shield Generators, currently in use on bases and Elysae.

1080: The original starship subtly alters its course.

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so the empires don't have to worry Freddy(which is NOT controlled by the SUR in any way) since it has only 100 infantry, 1 tank, and 10 nuclear bombers.

The SUR's military is growing rapidly. Don't worry, it's going to be used for defence, peacekeeping missions for the United Kerbals, and to defeat the radical Republic of the Three Rims in which the Flarons are helping since the SUR is neutral. Culture for all!

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BTW The nuclear bombers from Freddy are still on their way to all the capitals on Kerbin, soooo buy our anti aircraft guns, only 8 available! Also our steel drummers are not government controlled and are now a popular band.

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1080.643901: As the bomber from Freddy approaches, the KSP raises their shields. As the shields are raised, a small craft connects to the bomber and takes control. Now it's headed to the only city of Freddy. It carries a small shield projector.

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1080.7: My the people of Freddy panicked and panicked. Our Defence Minister of the SUR wanted to test weapons on Freddy. He was sent to a death camp since he tried to bring the SUR out of neutrality. Our anti aircraft guns were sold to all the nations and the nuclear threat from Freddy was subsided.

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1086: Trafalgar Co.'s capital is out of the range of the nuclear bombers and they don't have the technology to refuel in flight. Meanwhile, using the vast amounts of metal in the nation, Trafalgar Co. begins building it's own defense force and the entire archipelago that the nation is based on is surrounded by warships carrying very precise AA guns.

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1088: The UPK come out of their deep slumber... with a new flag!

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Also, remember how i posted this...

1034: The USK want more land, and so they start to take the North pole too.

1034.5: After the colonisation, kerbal geologists found the area was rich in valuable recourses and ten mines were scheduled to be built and they would be finished in 1040

AND NO-ONE PAYED ATTENTION

New Funds!!!

Funds:

1. The Flaron Empire: 6,999,143,153,999 funds

2. Trafalger Co. 6,576,972,167 funds

3. Cratery Coast: 6,261,192,812,981 funds

4. Zokesia: 5,134,162,971,271 funds

5. Eagle Empire: 3,100,32,761,192 funds

6. USK: 2,111,282,120,761 funds

7. Krepublic: 1,092,100,070 funds

8. ISL: 1,140,132 funds

9. Spacus: 983,000 funds.

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1088.1: Trafalgar Co. releases the first map of it's territories to other nations, the map includes the Trafalgar Antarctic Territory.

http://i.imgur.com/W9u2sZJ.jpg

Uhhhh no...

The United Poles Of Kerbin are called the United Poles of Kerbin for a reason...

check previous maps coz I don't have my computer here...

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