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1023.1: The Flaron Emperor Anschluss "Frank" Kerman says to Cratery Coast Archduke:

"Bro Sie nichts bekommen von mir jetzt abschrauben"

Which translates to:

"Bro you not getting anything off me now Screw off"
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1023.20: The Flaron Emperor Anschluss "Frank" Kerman apologizes for the yelling, Saying that he was very stressed when you told him, He also states he will not cede provinces to you.

"Sorry für meine Härte als der Führer und der Umgang mit Marionettenstaat Probleme wirklich setzen eine Menge Druck auf mich, Aber ich werde nicht jene Provinzen abtreten, um sie, traurig jetzt bitte geh weg Ich bin beschäftigt sich mit Hunger in meinem Marionettenstaaten."

Translates to:

"Sorry for my harshness being the Leader and dealing with puppet state problems is really putting alot of stress on me, But I will not cede those provinces to you, sorry now please go away I'm busy dealing with hunger in my puppet states."
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1024.1: The Flaron Emperor Anschluss "Frank" Kerman says in response to the Kerbin War 1 museum.

"Warum zum Teufel wollen Sie ein Museum, einen Krieg zu machen, wo Sie verloren, und Sie die bösen Jungs waren?"

Translates to:

"Why the hell would you make a museum of a war where you lost and you were the bad guys?"
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1024.6: Cratery Coast forgives "Frabk" Kerman and apologises for considering war. They also thank the Krepublic but decline.

Barbles Kerman: "You know what, it's all fine. Sorry for stressing out. We have the Jool system anyway."

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1024.7: the Krepublic states that just becaiuse they looked for peace does not mean the they lost, and the bad guys were the Kemperium, who engineered the war in the first place before splitting off, and that cratery coast gained the jool system from it. GP-the-astromomers-lost-count found inside the sun. physics goes out the window

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1024.8: Emperor Anschluss "Frank" Kerman says in the discussion:

"Nun, wir besitzen die meisten laythe aber na ja, auch Sie einen Kaffee bekommen?"

Translates to:

"Well, the fact that we own most of laythe but oh well, also you want to get a coffee?"

That same day the Flaron Empire traded 12 megatons of Laythe salt as apology.

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1025: the Krepublic and cratery coast have revenge on the flaron empire for stealing laythe, then blame the kerbal space program for the suicide bombings of all cities on laythe. all 3 armies destroy the Kerbal Space program.

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1025.1: Emperor Frank says:

"Dumbass, wurden wir teilen Laythe."

Translates to:

"Dumbass, We were sharing Laythe."
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1025.3: The Military Flareons from Laythe finish their training.

1025.4: Flaron Emperor Anschluss "Frank" Kerman dies from food poisoning and the heir goes to the throne.

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1025.2: Barbles Kerman, upset by what has happened, decides they need a clear map of Laythe. Only Laythe though because the rest of the Jool system is CC property. Also parts of Eve, Dres, Duna and Eeloo. Also, because there is no salt at the poles of Laythe, Flaron Empire has little interest in them.

1025.52: The map is mapped and drawn out, and Cratery Coast changes its flag to this: cdBGcld.png

And the map is this: xKVacek.png

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1027: Because nobody thought of it before, DMSP (The official Space Program of CC) sets up a hotel chain on many different planets and muns. Many (rich) Kerbals stay at the hotels and love it! The hotel chain is named "Omega hotels".

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1027.8: Cratery Coast names its Island, so get ready to be bored... (No lol JK please read them)

The North Pole is called the North Pole of Laythe

Islands with a flick near them left to right.

(North Section.)

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Kotokrat Island

(Crater) Barbles Crater

Apoligical Island Chain

Alpha Island

(Icy) Whick Island

Arju Island

Poiuk Island

Home (Crater)

Jool's islands

Rekop Island

Camya Cove

Altumatiu Island

Portholums Crater (Crater)

Smag Island

Island Ops:

Kindgu Island

Fumati Chain

Also, Cratery Coast puts a GAINT (3 km) station into Jool orbit, and a large one in Pol orbit as well. There are Omega hotels on both stations.

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1030: The KSP decides to one-up CC. A mobile but slow 2.5 km station is placed into high Kerbol orbit in order to search for exoplanets. In its first month, it discovers 20 candidates and by the next discovers another 20.

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1030.5: The Kerbal's Republic of the Crater denies accusations of copying since the nation was created in year 771 (post #111). The KRC still hangs on to it's islands and took back some territory. It's defence is now the strongest in Kerbin.

1035: the Kerbal's Republic of the Crater became a neutral country and renamed The Social Union of the Rims. The nation regained it's former territories and is home to many artists and athletes. The Social Union of the Rims has a strong army in case of invasion. The nation made friends of most of the empires. The Rimians made a new language, creatively named 'Rimian'. It's basically reversed Italian.

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