_Augustus_ Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 1187: Kerbals rejoice as another habitable moon, Sanctum, is found to orbit Kerbolis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Augustus_ Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 1188: Sanctum's orange polar ice caps are found to be toxic. All missions to Sanctum are cancelled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megalodon 720 Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 I want Planetfactory CE back now, I just want to revive Kerbolis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 1189: A malfunctioning torchship, the second sent to Kerbolis, slams into the northern pole of Sanctum. After a quick test, it is found to have made a 10 km area around it fairly close to habitable. The same quick test confirms that the poles, toxic or not, taste like creamsicles. Plans for lots of torchships to be slammed into the planet pass, and 10 torchships- 5 for the north and 5 for the south pole- are sent.please don't off-topic post and also i didn't congratulate you because i thought it was someone else's work congrats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Augustus_ Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 1190: A small wave of unmanned torchships are crashed into the poles of Sanctum, clearing large portions for colonies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CelticCossack51 Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 1190: the ash from the Great Eruption of 1120 is still raining down on Kerbin and there are meteor showers every day. The ash will rain until 1212. The ash covering the ground will take longer to clean up. The chunks of Kerbin and ash orbiting Kerbin destroyed more satellites and created a new moon. The placeholder name is Mun K-3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megalodon 720 Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 1191: A small exploration ship from TC lands on Sanctum and finds an odd pattern in the dirt. This pattern is examined and it is revealed to be a block of text reading "This planet is private property of Trafalgar Co., trespassers will be fined up to 1,000 funds". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zekes Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 1200: Kerbals suffer a "Yellow phase" which renders them all unable to fly rockets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MightyDarkStar Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 1231- After more than THREE DEACDES of scientific research they think they may have temporarily devolved into the minions from the film Despicable Me. And by scientific research I meant they looked into a mirror. But it turns out yellow-phase may mean something different in Kerbinese? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megalodon 720 Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 1232: Luckily, most TC craft are launched on the runway, therefore they are not technically rockets.1232.1: All TC kerbals remain green. They build a huge wall on their border to keep baddies out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Augustus_ Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 (edited) 1191.5: Kerbals have begun to terraform Etaria to make it have more usable land. Edited December 7, 2014 by _Augustus_ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY. DON'T GODDAMN SKIP 90 YEARS. Moving on...1192: The text is revealed to be a fake. Property on Sanctum is divided equally. 1193: The Elysae has visual on its target planet out of its rear camera. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CelticCossack51 Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 (edited) A glitch sent everything back to 1233: The yellow phase is connected to the Great eruption of 1120. Some of the debris was toxic from the Rimian nuclear reactors left behind.Here's from data. Edited December 8, 2014 by CelticCossack51 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 how do you send to the future? anyway......1258: ALL KERBALS DIE TEMPORAILY UNTILL 30001999: see above2999: see 2 above3000: kerbals wake up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMSP Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 ......Stop skipping like 500 years darn it.3001: Contact with the Serious system is lost. Transports going there are lost too. Transports coming back reach home ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 3002: the last remnants of the Krepublic/Kempire/Kandolorians die out. turns our the Kandalore system is more dangerous then they thought.3003: a 50-kerbal mission goes missing, on a trajectory set to land in 5000. direction suggests landing may take place on planet Krepublic remnant fled to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Augustus_ Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 3004: Contact with the Serious system is re-established. Kerbals send a mission to explore the melting, hellish, and spiky dwarf planet Ablate, extremely close to Kerbol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 1194: The universe is reloaded due to a corruption named KREMPIRE_KRATER_KFUTURE_KOMBO. In the new and rebooted universe, Kerbals cannot change color and the "kre-" suffix cannot exist. However, a small crater remains where the "Krater" was. There's about a micrometer of lava there, and about 2 grams of dust in the atmosphere! Also, Kerbals can't die for thousands of years, skip history, or other related things. Thus, the year will go by in intervals (at maximum) of 20 years.1204: The Elysae arrives at its destination and sends out scouts. Within a decade, it will land. Other torchships, more advanced, are sent in the same direction.1205: The Elysae lands and sets up a colony. The other ships, carrying 1000 each, will arrive in 1270. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Augustus_ Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 (edited) 1206: A recently discovered black hole named [idk yet] has a small probe sent to it. Upon arrival [idk yet] is also found to be a wormhole leading to a new galaxy. Edited December 8, 2014 by _Augustus_ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 1206.3: The black hole is named Afriria. It leads to a spot just 20 LY from the Elysae's destination, and it takes 0.3 years to go through it. For reference, Elysae's destination is 23000000 LY away from Kerbin. The torchships are redirected to Afriria. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Augustus_ Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 Great name, Tangle1207: Afriria is discovered to emit a low amount of light. A planet is found to orbit it, appropriately named Freezer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 thanks1208: More probes are sent for Freezer. The first one finds a "mat" of life. Unfortunately, a lamp is shined on the planet and a full hemisphere of it is invigorated and adapts to the new amount of light, and when the lamp is shut off it dies. A lot of kerbals go into existentialism and mortality studies after that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 1209: sengoku eat a banana star at the mün and burn freezer. Then he remind who he was before becoming Z and goes for a Gran Turismo tour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMSP Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 Wut?1210: Cratery Coast sends more ships to Laythe. Laythe is becoming powerful because of CC... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 1211: Kerbals realize who sengoku is and what he did: He's an orange and he slammed into freezer at 309 M/S. 1212: Exploration of the Elysae's galaxy is ongoing. Exploration of the Kerbal galaxy is not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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