Explain a film badly.

[Fr8monkey]

Illegal alien destroys city... Everyone grateful.

Superman

Landowner scares off squatters.

Poltergeist

Elderly old world SWM looking for love

Dracula

Military veteran becomes an entertainer

Gladiator

Girl travels to far off land. First thing she does is kill....Finds 3 drifters and kills again.

The Wizard of Oz

Group spends 9 hours returning stolen jewelry.

Lord of the Rings trilogy

Doesn't exist... Not allowed to talk about it.

Fight Club

Jealous Step-mother has body image issues.

Snow White

Two men from different backgrounds compete for the love of a young boy.

Toy Story

Voices in head causes a young man to join terrorists group and kill hundreds of thousands in a bid to seduce his sister.

Star Wars

Redneck trucker kills Chinese immigrants.

Big Trouble In Little China

Deranged industrialist tortures and mutilates young children.

Charlie And The Chocolate Factory

Theme park’s grand opening pushed back due to complications.

Jurassic Park

Girl must chooses boyfriend.... It's either bestiality or necrophilia.

Twilight

Guys have vehicle trouble, nation RIVETED.

Apollo 13

Space mission ruined by computer problems.

2001: A Space Odyssey

Two English noblemen, looking for cup, are wrongly arrested for the murder of a professor.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Girl mutilates body to find love.

The Little Mermaid.

Girl gets Stockholm Syndrome.

Beauty and the Beast.

Paraplegic sets up a school for adolescents and none of the staff have any teaching qualifications.

X-Men

Johnny Depp plays a quirky weird character.

Every movie he has been in

Got any more?

Edited November 26, 2014 by Fr8monkey

[Sun]

Frozen

A girl discovers her magical powers, but soon afterwards is forced to hide them. Her sister asks her to build a snowman. The other one is crowned as Queen, but soon flees. Her sister goes after her, only to get turned around. She goes back to the city, and waits. Her sister ends up coming back, and the other one freezes as her sister is nearly killed. Love will thaw, the end.

[vexx32]

Sun, the point was to not make it dead obvious.

Avatar

Racial tensions between the locals and the illegal immigrants looking for minerals and natural resources to exploit escalate to an all out war, during which one of the immigrants is naturalised after choosing to fight on the side of the locals. His boss throws a fit about it and tries to kill him.

[Ringotuna]

Billionaire frames his friend for killing millions in cities across the planet to avoid an oncoming nuclear war.

Watchmen

[cicatrix]

A guy has to kill hundreds of space travelers each day in order to get attention of a girl. Fails at that, the girl forgets him in the end.

Edge of tomorrow

Edited November 26, 2014 by cicatrix

[KerikBalm]

Blue humans suffer from irresponsible use of GMOs, creationists do stupid things, secks with Charlize Theron is more important than the greatest discovery in history.

- Actually, I think thats a pretty good explanation of the film....

[cicatrix]

Blue humans suffer from irresponsible use of GMOs, creationists do stupid things, secks with Charlize Theron is more important than the greatest discovery in history.

- Actually, I think thats a pretty good explanation of the film....

Ehm, dare to guess:

Prometheus?

[Red Iron Crown]

Girl arrives in new place, kills first person she meets, then goes on a long journey with strangers so she can kill again.

The Wizard of Oz

Edit: How did I miss this one in the OP?

Edited November 27, 2014 by Red Iron Crown

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

A gun goes pew pew pew. People die. US Go - oh no we need to stop. More pew pew pew. WHOOSH. bang. OH NO. ow ow ow ow. We gotta go back!

Black Hawk Down

[Sun]

Frozen

A Norwegian city experiences a Russian winter.

[SmartS=true]

Dad gets his wife killed, and his son gets kidnapped. He has to rescue his son with the help of a mentaly disabled person.

[John FX]

Man looks at his life choices and decides to commit suicide.

Looper

[Thomas988]

Viking kid with angst saves the world with a dragon.

How to Train Your Dragon 2

[megatiger78]

clones fight robots.

It could be star wars 2 or pacific rim

[Kulebron]

A bodybuilder takes a hot bath and dies, his fellow then does the same.

Terminator 2

A black man reads bible and starts preaching it to everyone.

Pulp Fiction

One after another, all of the woman's colleagues die because of workplace injuries.

Nikita

A man is very helpful and is always right, but everyone hates him and kill him.

The Dead Zone

A handsome white man has postimperial syndrome and gets arrested.

Le Professionel

Edited November 27, 2014 by Kulebron

[xrayfishx]

There's one less psycho than we were promised. And there's a random Chinese dude.

7 psychopaths

[Kulebron]

A man is detecting psychologically handicapped people.

[Fr8monkey]

Family reunion begins with fight and decapitation.

Empire Strikes Back.

[Red Iron Crown]

Computer wants to play Tic-Tac-Toe, nearly destroys world.

Wargames

[cicatrix]

A corporate slave eats a pill and discovers there's no spoon.

Matrix

[Tery215]

A teenage boy goes to college.

Big Hero 6

[Ringotuna]

Paul Walker loses two of his eight friends.

Eight Below

[*Aqua*]

Man trains girl how to kill. Girl trains man how to read and write.

Léon - The Professional

[Bacon_commando]

Guy loses his jewelry, tries to get it back.

LOTR Trilogy

[mrrpamplemousse]

We are jerk and refuse to help our neighbors when they need our help.

District 9