Untrue Fact Telling Machine

[cratercracker]

Jet fuel can melt steel beams 

[DeltaDizzy]

fire is an illusion

[cratercracker]

Wood is actually made of oxygen.

[DeltaDizzy]

craters are made of forum posts

[cratercracker]

Forums are made of crater.

[kerbiloid]

My current project is not perfect.

[Urses]

2 hours ago, cratercracker said:

Forums are made of crater.

...cracker?

Actualy maybe

If you trait a traitor, you will be a hero and get a pie!

Big Brother 

Spoiler

Courious if some one knows the Source

 

[ChrisSpace]

I'm not procrastinating.

[adsii1970]

27 minutes ago, ChrisSpace said:

I'm not procrastinating.

I'll join you in your efforts, but it will have to wait until tomorrow...

[kerbiloid]

Want to know about procrustination?

Ask the author.
 

Spoiler

 

[cubinator]

Looking at the sun through a telescope will burn your eye because the sun is made of glass.

[WinkAllKerb'']

i think i m gonna soon opt for the guiness book of record categorie "the most random ever person with the highest persistent ddos strike rate per day ever"

[kerbiloid]

Daenerys has a fleet.

Edited July 26, 2017 by kerbiloid

[WinkAllKerb'']

that's a story of a random guy, he was working in the basement when he was around 25old and he was in love with a girl, then suddnely while he was in the basement working the name of the girl started reasonning inside is head, reasonning so loudly and repeatdly that he found that strange, it was like that " [insert that girl name] , ground floor [insert girl name] ground floor, [insert girl name] ground floor" thoose tree word in an endless loop within it's head for like 3-5min or so, that was so strange that he decided to leave it's work and go check the ground floor.

and you know the girl was there while there was abslolutely no reasons she was there because at this exact time she should had been elsewhere due to her agenda

then lot of things happened

may be later i write a few others cool story in the same spirit ; ) who know ^^ i have plenty after all ^^

Edited July 27, 2017 by WinkAllKerb''

[kerbiloid]

Was the girl warm? alive? Was she reflecting in mirrors?

Edited July 27, 2017 by kerbiloid

[WinkAllKerb'']

i dunno still it don't answer "how many silly chemico electrico oscilloscope we have in the head and does they behave the same for everyone and is there a notice on e-bay" ... as i m sort of busy eating pasta and frozen cheap steack once a day or two i hope you don't mind i don't answer thoose question myself

Edited July 27, 2017 by WinkAllKerb''

[Confused Scientist]

Civilization would work a lot better if we first invented rockets, then airplanes, then wheels, and then ladders!

The Untrue Fact-Telling Machine 2.0 is superior to the one you're using right now!

Edited July 30, 2017 by Confused Scientist

[kerbiloid]

Untrue Fact-Telling Machine was invented by Fact and Telling and is named after them.

[Overfloater]

You can transmit Kerbals between ships using an antenna.

[kerbiloid]

55 minutes ago, Overfloater said:

You can transmit Kerbals between ships using an antenna.

... extending it fast.

[cubinator]

Slime molds are technically a type of table.

[qzgy]

Owls reproduce asexually, like seahorses.

[kerbiloid]

Naturally. Owls are not what they seem.

[Overfloater]

Sea horses are marine mammals in a far future. As the name suggests, their ancestors were land horses.

[Guest]

This fourm doesn't exist.