TheCanadianVendingMachine Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Granted. However, you cannot wish two wishes aheadI wish for more people to useboo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Granted. However, they do it in tiny text.I wish that the spoiler tag existed here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCanadianVendingMachine Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Except you don't know how to use themI wish for potato Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pockrtplanesairways Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Granted, the potato is cursed, but you get a free frogurt. It is also cursed. But you get your free choice of topping. The toppings are made of potassium benzoate. That's bad.I want a frogurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Granted. It is a living frog made out of yogurt.I wish for a frog-yogurt to power my hamster wheel generator for all eternity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aceassasin Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 granted, but the power output is so small its useless. I wish I could blow up an asteroid, Bruce Willis style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 You blow up with the asteriod.i wish my friend will stop farting.(notice i never said things about others?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helix935 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 granted, since you did not specify which friend, they all explode from holding it in and their deaths are blamed on you as you were in their vicinity during their demise. you are sent to prison and remain lonely for the rest of your lifei wish i can read faster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LawnDartLeo Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 You travel at the speed of light, read Atlas Shrugged from start to finish and discover 4000 years have passed back on earth.I wish I could polka. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endersmens Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Granted. Now you can poke-ah-anyone you want.I wish i had more time to think of a good wish to post here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Granted. You used up your only wish.I wish my chewing gum was 40% toxic lead, 40% tungsten, 40% calories, and %40 pure gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC.STEEL Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Granted everyone measures % now in 80 units instead of 100I wish I wish I was A FISH!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 i eat you for dinneri wish My friend nevan would stop farting on the elevator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aceassasin Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 granted, now he farts everywhere elseI wish spring break lasted another week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Granted. However, it doesn't start till may. (Because it does start in may.)I wish for horse buyers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goodle... Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Granted, but they mistake you for a horse (OR PONY) and bought you. You became their slave.I wish I can die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Granted, but only after 1000 years.I wish I was a bit better at driving... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pockrtplanesairways Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 Granted, but you are horrible at everything else.I wish for this to all be a dream and i'm a kerbal, preferably jeb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 Granted. You're so good at driving that you start racing at which you crash and don't drive anymore.I wish I could shuttle.Yes, I wish "I could shuttle." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pigbear Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 Granted, You shuttle so well that you became the shuttle bus.I wish for a brick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted March 28, 2014 Author Share Posted March 28, 2014 Granted. It just happens to be hurtling towards your head at 0.9c.I wish I could throw a baseball that fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 Granted, but there's another person with the ability to catch your fastball.I wish I could be the star in a movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 Granted. You serve as a star in an astronomy movie by going really really far out and holding a spotlight.I wish it wasn't so cold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted March 28, 2014 Author Share Posted March 28, 2014 Granted. Cold? What is cold? Sorry, all we talk about in this plane of reality is lukewarm, warm, hot, boiling, melting, scorching, ignition point, flash point, explosive disassembly, and instant spontaneous combustion. I have never heard of this "cold" you speak of. Looks like today will be yet another "flash point" day. Take a walk outside your designated zone, and you will catch fire within minutes of exiting the zone. The flames almost seem alive as they dance on the dry plains outside, licking greedily up the sides of once-great structures, now bent and buckled under the long centuries of heat you have cursed this world with. Metals have always been known to conduct heat rather well, but these days it gets so hot that sometimes you think you can see parts of the metal joining the flames in their endless dance through the air. You were lucky -- you were at home, as usual, when the timelines were rewritten. Others weren't so lucky. Anyone anywhere near a gas appliance, gas-powered automobile, petrol station, hell even people standing too close to once-ordinary batteries were horribly disfigured. Many, many lives were lost that day, though the records invariably say those people had all died long ago, in horrific accidents. The great pyramids that once stood in Egypt and South America all melted to the ground in floes of almost-lava upon the first day of this curse. Although all know that you were responsible for this unimaginable curse, none can truly prove it -- after all, the Internet, and all technology not designed to be heat-proof, has melted away completely already, the metallic and silicone vapours adrift on the breeze since the very first day.I wish people wouldn't wish without thinking of the consequences. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endersmens Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 granted. They think about them. but don't care. so your wish is useless.i wish i was flying right now (like in a plane not like fantasy flying) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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