Helix935 Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 granted, you are sucked into the engine of a plane which falls down and kills 5000 peoplei wish my IQ was increased by 100 points(no i did not start with like a 10 or below 100) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 Granted. You are incredibly dumb, because IQ cannot actually accurately measure the intelligence of an individual.I wish giant frogs roamed the earth and ate cars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endersmens Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 granted. Except they also eat people. one person in particular. What does the inside of a frog look like, tery215?i wish i wasn't so full so i could finish my cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 Granted. Your cookie isn't so full either, you don't gain any satisfaction from eating it.I wish a horrible nightmare creature exploded on the moon, sending moon-chunks crashing into the earth and disrupting the tide significantly. (Thanks to Kirby. ._.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Granted. I'm at least 3% sure that wish corrupted itself.I wish to be the 1 percent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endersmens Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Granted. You are the 1 percent of people that aren't in the original 1 percent.I wish for energy levels over.......8999. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shna_na Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Granted, your energy levels reach a whopping 8999.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001.I wish I could fish sufficiently to finish the... fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Granted...ish. Your wish to finish fishing requires you to obtain Finnish fish. Luckily the Finns help finish your fishy wish.I wish to unhear Rebecca Black's "Friday." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlamingPotatoes Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Granted. You now have to listen to justin beiber's song 'Baby' 24/7I wish I had a tortoise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shna_na Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Granted, it escapes and tries to cross a road... You fill in the gaps.I wish Raedwulf would upload Turbo Dismount more often. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Granted, but he uploads so much Turbo Dismount that he stops uploading anything else.I wish PewDiePie would upload more Turbo Dismount. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Granted. It's a PewDiePie video.I wish for KEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIINNNNNN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Granted. You say LEEEERROOOOOYYYY JEEENNNKKIIIINNNNSSSS. Kevin's name is Leroy Jenkins.I wish for no negative consequences. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Granted. You get what someone else considers a positive consequence, an asteroid destroying your hometown.Exactly.e Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExplodingRocketShips Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Grnanted...argleblwrglevlahgr.I wish for SPAAAAAAACE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Granted. A giant void rips the earth in two, also causing severe damage in half.I wish square root my thinking capabilities on a scale generally similar to an IQ scale to the power of three inside my head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Granted. Square rooting to the power of three makes I to the first power, which is I. Your intelligence is the same.I wish for antimatter on your lawn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helix935 Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 granted, since you never specified the lawn, (about a gram of) antimatter appears on lawns worldwide which results in the destruction of civilizationi wish that i can learn how to use and understand all forms of computer codes such as Java and C++ in existence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shna_na Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Granted, but you are bound by a non-disclosure agreement that prevents you from using it in any way, shape, or form.I wish there was a comprehensive tutorial for UV Mapping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Granted. However, it is about mapping using the ultraviolet wavelength, which results in a generally fuzzy map of Earth's atmosphere.I wish the sun was a T9 Class Star! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Granted. Unfortunately, I misread your wish, and replaced the Sun with a TI-82.I wish for a never-ending storyyyyyyyyyyy (na na na) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCanadianVendingMachine Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Granted, but since Falkor likes children... YeaI wish for the above not to be taken offensively Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Nobody knows what you mean.Your face is blue. This is non-revokable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCanadianVendingMachine Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 No wish, so yea...I wish for people to actually wish something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randomness5555 Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Ok, but they wish for nuclear war.I wish for PHENOMINAL COSMIC POWER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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