Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Agent30632]

Granted. It crashes your game.

I wish for my internet to be good.

[Fox Arcana]

Granted. He's way too hard to beat and everyone quits playing punchout.

I wish for NASA to make more spacecraft.

which was what i wanted.

Anyways, Granted. Your internet becomes too good for your computer to handle and your computer crashes.

I wish for Von Kaiser to not be such a tryhard.

[ExplodingRocketShips]

Granted.

"Von Kaiser is now Equipped with an MP-40..."

I wish for the next poster to dissolve.

[OdinYggd]

Granted. My data begins to decompose and separate. Unfortunately for you this is noticed by a competent sysadmin and restored from a backup to full operational status.

I wish I had tea.

[Tery215]

Granted. An ecstatic hopping Letter T. comes up the horizon and teaches you completely made up words.

I wish Jool violently regurgitated mass in the form of asteroids.

[ExplodingRocketShips]

Granted. They crash into the VAB, Temporarily disabling your rocket assembly.

I wish for a piano.

[Bioman222]

Granted. It will be dropped on your head right after you win 1 million dollars.

I wish for a museum.

[ExplodingRocketShips]

Granted. It's the national museum of antique rubbish and the smell is awful.

I wish for explosions.

[Tery215]

Granted. Said explosions also broke your internet.

I wish for proof of the existence of the HyperGamma Ray.

[Tex]

Granted, but the paper proving its existence flies out the window and is never seen again.

I wish for space.

[ExplodingRocketShips]

Granted, your helmet flies off and you doubly asphyxiate and freeze to death.

I wish for pie.

[Alymon]

Granted, your helmet flies off and you doubly asphyxiate and freeze to death.

I wish for pie.

Granted. A pie forms in front of you in an indestructible container and you are unable to touch or eat it.

I wish my dog could speak English.

[ExplodingRocketShips]

Granted. He doesn't do it around anyone except you, so you can't show it to people.

I wish for fish.

[Tery215]

Granted. All of the fish start biting you, even though they're cooked and on a dinner plate and gutted and half eaten.

I wish my milkshake could fend for me.

[Shna_na]

Granted, but for each boy it fends off, three more are plante- um, arrive. Sorry, got caught up in Triple Velvet there.

I wish my milkshake brought all the boys to the yard .

[Bioman222]

Granted. They are boys whose interests include raping, killing, and journalism.

I wish for a milkshake that attracted girls.

[Rofl47]

Granted, but the milkshake wont attract more than 1 girl.

I wish I could add enough boosters to please Jebidiah.

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[Bioman222]

You blow up as it wasn't a wish.

I wish to not make this wish.

[exaxxion]

Granted. The resulting paradox destroys the multiverse

i wish to win everything ever

[Helix935]

granted, the first thing you win is a black hole which sucks you up and the entire solar system

i wish that i can type faster

[Tex]

Granted, but your keyboard sets on fire with friction and your computer is destroyed.

I wish for a replica spacesuit.

[Starwhip]

Granted. It's a replica, all right, but the capsule to your right is not. Yep, you're in space. In a replica spacesuit that does not function.

I wish wishes were easier to make, without all these catches.

[ExplodingRocketShips]

Granted. But it's impossible. Your head melts.

I wish for a portal gun.

[Tery215]

Granted. It shoots portals to that really bad place you don't like to hear. Also it's a portal shotgun.

I wish for a portal sniper rifle.

[Boosterspice]

Granted. Out of curiosity, you shoot at the moon, and get sucked into space. Wheeeee!

I wish for space. Space! SPAAAAAAAACE!