spaceman1999 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Granted, but because it seems already corrupt, you get a nice lovely ice cream sandwich... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikaneko Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 CYANIDE Flavoured ice cream sandwich (although it actually contains morphine (a lot of it).Have a nice day!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shna_na Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 The granting fairy smites you.I wish there was some thread tape lying around here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Granted. The Wishmaking Fairy stuffs it in your mouth, and you choke to death.I wish Shna_na didn't choke to death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Granted. Shna_na goes unconcious, and wakes up in the hospital after being placed on an Iron Lung.I wish for a hug! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boosterspice Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Granted. You are hugged for eternity.I wish for a fuel duct Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Granted, but the fuel is bees.I wish that everyone knew the absolute fact that if anything moves it will turn into bees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Granted. It isn't true.I wish the 700th page of this thread started with "Granted, but". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Granted, but the thread gets shut down on page 699.Me gustarÃÂa hablar español. (That means: I wish to speak Spanish) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helix935 Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 granted, you learn spanish but you lose your tongue in the processi wish that i had an Oculus Rift Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 It turns into bees.I wish that blue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Granted. You are blue (da ba dee da ba die)I wish I wasn't 100% pure unadulterated EEEVVVVIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boosterspice Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Granted, you are now a 100% dirty evil.I for an empty fuel tank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilfr3d Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Granted, but the fuel tank is that empty that is sucks in the whole universe... including youI wish that Jeb wouldn't forget to pack the parachutes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helix935 Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 granted, he sticks holes in them by accidenti wish that i was as good at flying as mechjeb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Granted. You are seen as a cheaty sort of pilot and are frowned upon by the less-mod friendly pilots.I wish I had some Gardettos right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Granted. You are sued for having delicious snacks.I wish my ear was a rae instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Granted. Your ear is a death rae and fires at your brain.I wish for ALL the wishes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Granted. You only made wishes that directly caused negative consequences.I wish I could wish, JoeMama took all the wishes away from me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwaster Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Granted. You only made wishes that directly caused negative consequences.I wish I could wish, JoeMama took all the wishes away from me.Granted. However, for inexplicable reasons, you wished for your eyelids to turn to sandpaper. OUCH!I wish to go to Mars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Granted. You are lucky enough to have a space burial, where you requested that your remains are sent to Mars.I wish to be more combustible than semi-combustible... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NQMT Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Granted. You burn. Forever.I wish I had a competent pit crew for my racing rover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExplodingRocketShips Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Granted. They get temporarily swapped out with other incompetent kerbals because they are hurt, and the rover loses a tire and has to drive back to base.I wish that the bee joke never came across this place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Granted. It is replaced by something worse.(I honestly don't know what the bee joke is.)I wish I knew the bee joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Granted. It is bees. You know bees. Bees.I wish that Night Vale wasn't real. I so desperately wish that. Help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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