Tery215 Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Granted, in its place is an identical Dusk Vale.I wish similar words were stabbed in the face and left to rot on top of my roof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Granted. The words are stabbed, reading I LIKE DEER BEER. You are arrested by the deer for harboring illegal deer beer.I wish for the power tingle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shna_na Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Granted, your body constantly tingles in that way it does when you lose circulation. You know, the really awful one? That one.I wish I could science more so that my modular base could have more parts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Granted. The moon base you built has a bucket of science, which promptly evapourates and escapes into the sun.Darn that Kerbol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plainawesome Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 BEES!I wish my illness would go away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadLeo Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Your mom/dad/uncle/aunt/dog/cat/parakeet takes you to the hospital and you get cured, but the bill is so expensive they have to sell everything you have, including your very computer with your beloved KSP, to pay it.I wish, desire and ultimately want to fly safe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Granted. After flying for 2000+ hours nonstop, you go insane and starve.I wish Don't Starve was less popular. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Granted. However, Starve is more popular. It's a game which forces you to sit there and stare at the screen, which water gushes out of, until you starve.I wish for the big bada bees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Granted. Strong bad, mysterious descendant of the Bee King of Strong Badia, accidentally pulls a tin cap out of the ground. King bee and King Bee #2 comes out of the ancient cavern, and are actually poorly animated and look like Trogdor. Disappointed, you destroy the only 2 existing big bada bees.I wish Forum Games got replaced by "Meta Games". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Granted. They're all just links to Homestar Runner.I wish that Homestar Runner was still active. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExplodingRocketShips Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Granted. He runs off with his activeness. (If he's active, he's fit!)I WISH FOR THE GLOW CLOUD TO BECOME SIGNIFICANTLY INFERIOR TO THE KRAKENS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Granted. The Krakens are now the glow cloud. ALL HAIL THE GLOW KRAKENS.I wish for panhckaces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clockwork13 Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Granted, but there's no such thing as panhckaces so you don't get them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 ERROR 404: WISH NOT FOUNDI wish I had no infractions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LawnDartLeo Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 granted, but from this point forward will receive summary judgement and punishment up to and including vaporization.I wish I had an element named after me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadLeo Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 (edited) You have it. It's in the Biblical Periodic Table, just between Exodus and Leviticus, its called Lawnicius and references to one of those apocryphal testaments.I wish British's Nacional Anthem would be replaced by the Monty Python's musical theme. Edited April 28, 2014 by BadLeo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LawnDartLeo Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 Granted, but now Spam is mandatory for every meal.I wish my car had hypergolic thrusters for easier parallel parking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJPrime Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 Granted, but you use a toxic fuel and it kills everyone in a 1km radiusI wish my days were a little more irregular so I don't feel like a robot in school Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadLeo Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 Granted. Now your classes don't have fixed schedule and you only get to know about one minute before they start, which causes you severe stress.I wish free donuts for all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shna_na Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 Granted, but since Krispy Kreme do this in 'Murica on a certain day (don't know if it's "doughnut day" or "Krispy Kreme day"), which results in massive copyright infringement claims on a global scale. Countries are plunged even further into bankruptcy and taxes skyrocket as a result, leaving even the most affluent in poverty.I wish work was less stressful. That would solve some of the world's problems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 Granted. All "work" is now getting eaten by a demon monster from the other side of the galaxy.I wish the demon monster from the other side of the galaxy didn't get conjured by me to corrupt his wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJPrime Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 Granted, but the kraken does it instead and gravity breaks, among other thingsI wish I could control the kraken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 Granted. However, you are the kraken's brain. The Kerbals spear you and leave you to die on Bop.I wish for water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadLeo Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 (edited) Granted. You have half a litre of deuterium water. Of course, the government come and takes it from you.I wish I could have radioactive super-powers. Edited April 29, 2014 by BadLeo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shna_na Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 Granted. You are not immune to radiation effects, and slowly die.I wish for a Spore-themed KSP expansion pack . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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