WinkAllKerb'' Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 Granted but you fall under their weightI wish my ice cream not to change colour without noticing me before doing so (weird one yup yup) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 Granted. All ice cream becomes very, very hot.I wish for people to convert to the one true faith of Shrekism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floppster Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 Granted, but now everything is a part of his swamp, so GET OUT!I wish for unlimited RAM for KSP to use. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 Granted but you realize you ll never have enough room for themi wish i can give better explains Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Granted. You become the president immediately after using your newfound explanation skills. Then you're assassinated.I wish to never tire of music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science-Recon Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Granted, you're locked in a room in which you cannot die and are forced to listen to horrible music until the end of time.I wish for a wild modkip to appear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainbowtrout Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Modkip uses ban! It was super effective!I wish for a bagel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anister Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Its filled with poison.I whished i could win something... I always lose at sweepstakes... sadface Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floppster Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Granted, you win a free execution.I wish for a renewed and improved Apollo program. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Granted. Apollo 1 and 13 are repeated ad infinitum.I wish KSP had no bugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Granted! But that screws up the physics. and you can't abuse bugs anymore.I wish I had a wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Granted: you wish for a private intergalactic ship - and you don't get it.Hmm }:-) what if... I wish to die slowly and painfully. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anister Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Granted. Death by forced listening to Justing Bieber, 1D and Selena Gomez. All at the same timeI wish for Multiplayer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Granted. The servers are populated by players from Halo and CoD.I wish for pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaporo Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Granted. There's tons of the stuff at the bottom of your local landfill.I wish to live in a Wile E. Coyote cartoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Granted: your role is an insignificant cactus in the background.I wish for the schwartz to be with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Granted. Everyone else's schwartz is much bigger than yours.I wish for unlimited data on my smartphone at a reasonable cost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Granted - your currency suddenly became weaker then ever, and 104,044,194.99$ is now the most reasonable cost.I wish to own a private fully functional Death Star. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Granted. Some farmboy drops a torpedo down the thermal exhaust port.I wish I had a super villain lair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suclearnub Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Yes, but counter-terrorists rush your base very soon.I wish for a pet kerbal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cziken20 Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Granted. But it eats you. I wish that kerbals werent cannibals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Granted. They now only eat czikens.I wish there was a bigger LV-N in KSP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suclearnub Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Granted, but it kills all your kerbals because of radiation.I wish I had faster internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 granted bu you're no longer able to follow himi wish i can sleep like most Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaporo Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Granted, but I have no idea what you just said, so nothing happens and you have used up your third and final wish.*goes back into lamp*I wish to know what it is like to be imperfect without experiencing it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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