Red Iron Crown Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Granted. Your music can only be properly played by kicking asses at a certain pace (it's mostly percussion with an occasional scream of pain). The listening public is vaguely interested for a while and then loses interest, and you fade into obscurity composing music for BDSM videos.I wish I was a better guitarist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crasher925 Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Granted but you can only play songs written for pianoI wish I had a tardis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal01 Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Granted, but it can only take you to a place one mile away 30 minutes later in time. I wish for an infinite Mint choc ice cream cone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helix935 Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 granted, you are now deadly allergic to chocolate and minti wish that i can actually proud of my work (i mean with everything else besides KSP and my custom set up for my computer) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Granted. Your pride expands so greatly whenever your work is discussed that your life force increases by 3000 souls.The quantum lichen from that futurama episode consumes your life force.I wish for a sunbeam lamp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Granted. You get horribly sunburned regularly and develop skin cancer.I wish for a practical, affordable cure for cancer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 (edited) Granted. A horrible troll comes out from the horizon to completely devour the cure. It also smashes apart the scientists who created anti-cancer, as well as every computer on the planet because, you know, some dude downloaded the recipe for anti-cancer ice cream.I wish for solar panels to cost $0.21 per pound. Edited July 10, 2014 by Tery215 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 Granted. The sun dies, and thus you die a cold death thinking about how useless your thousands of solar panels are.I wish I had 3 more wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 Granted. You receive 3 starving children who will gladly tear you apart. They got their 3 wishes from the Genie, you got people who wished.I wish I had festive glowing ornaments on a string. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lundmunchkins Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 Granted. On Christmas morning you fall and accidently strangle yourself with them.I wish all the MLP haters will just leave me alone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moss Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 Granted, and there's no way I can corrupt it without being deliberately hurtful.I wish for a pen that always worked, so I can keep it next to my phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helix935 Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 granted, it explodes all over your phone and destroys it but the pen still worksi wish that my cat didn't die today () Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 Granted. You cat died yesterday, today, tommorow, and on your birthday. Your cat was never really alive, he just somehow reverts time locally so that he dies again.I wish for cream and doge-nuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felsmak Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 Granted, but it's all spoiled.I wish for this night-time to last for a lifetime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 Now you have to work and/or do all your everyday activities in the dark. Happy?I wish I could conduct/participate in space flights with the same ease & simplicity as in KSP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 Granted. The catastrophic failure:launch ratio is also the same as in KSP, and you die in a horrible, beautiful explosion.I wish I was better at spaceplanes in KSP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Arcana Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 Granted, the other spaceplane builders become jealous and hire an assassin to kill you.I wish for a giant blender. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pure_Diamond Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 Granted. The blades are too weak to withstand the centripetal force and shatter, destroying the KSCI wish for currency without science in career mode Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 Granted. The Wishmaking Fairy makes science a type of currency used to create advanced objects from Interstellar. You are now forced to use science as well as currency to fabricate parts.I wish for a doge-nut fertile enough to grow into a doge-tree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted July 12, 2014 Author Share Posted July 12, 2014 Granted, but you have to water it with every ounce of your lifeblood to make it germinate. A few drops miss, and you fail.I wish you did not read this wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 Granted. I will now wish for the next user to read your wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroomstickHero Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 Granted, but the user is illiterate. I wish that I had some gum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gooddog15 Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 granted, but it's moist gum that a pig got stuck in his teethI wish I had a potato gun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 The wishmaking fairy mishears you. Heshe thinks you wished for a poisontato gun, which replaces any potatoes fired with poisontatoes. You shoot one of your friends with it without noticing it's a poisontato gun, and you go to jail forever.I wish for an easier way to store data. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gooddog15 Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 granted, but the data stored on it will become "self aware". it will kill you're coworkers with neurotoxin, and make you and the survivors solve puzzles with a gun that makes portals.I wish for more imaginary friends to replace my imaginary friend that tragically died in a potato gun accident Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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