Xorth Tanovar Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 Granted, you get a standard 40-hour work week. But it's 40 hours in a row, no breaks.I wish I was done with work for the day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SelectHalfling0 Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 Granted. Here's your pink slip.I wish for clouds in ksp that do not drop the framerate at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colserra3 Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 Granted, they're rendered in as physical obstacles, you know have to negotiate through a maze of death!I wish I could study in my sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 Granted. You apparently also sleep in your studying. You eventually end up sleeping while studying in your sleep.I wish for tall things to win usually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Souper Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 Granted.I wish the Asteroid Belt was still the planet it used to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 (edited) I wish the Asteroid Belt was still the planet it used to be.Granted, and the Earth is a protoplanetary disk. And you're in it!I wish I could travel to another planet and claim it as my property. Edited August 28, 2014 by Overfloater So u can see what i'm replying to without going to previous page :^3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Souper Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 Granted. You can only do so with Venus.I wish Venus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 (edited) Granted, but Miles'os way from the Venus you expected.I wish for Shai'u'lud armaguedon and reloaded. (Notice that's some Mua'dibed Lemmings could fit as well xD) Edited August 28, 2014 by WinkAllKerb'' not in lack of spicy inspiration :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguinhero Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Granted, the man granting your wish only reads Swahili and thought you wanted a penny so he gave ou a pennyI wish for A NEW PHONE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Granted.I wish for Dreamchaser to be selected for the ccdev contract. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaporo Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 Granted. It is selected and fails miserably.I wish to know what it is like to be imperfect without actually experiencing imperfection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjwb22101 Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 Granted, but the imperfection is your doctor failing to notice a tumor that goes on to kill you.I wish my school system wouldn't have stupid rules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 Granted, but now they have extremely smart and well-conceived rules designed to sneakily and effectively subvert and suppress any possible happiness among you and your classmates. Not that they don't already have that, it's just worse now.I wish I were a universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HazelPine Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 Too bad you still haven't had your big bang into existence!I wish I had a pet SRB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjwb22101 Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 Granted, but it gets a bit too close to the fireplace.I wish I didn't need to sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 Granted. You will no longer die of blood poisoning if you never sleep. But you'll still really want to sleep, and I just made you incapable of it. Have fun! I wish I had a totally stable and adequately-contained fusion reactor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 Granted. We all share a single stable and adequately contained fusion reactor, hanging in the sky every day.I wish cold fusion were a real, practical thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 Granted. However, it requires Hypdrogen to function. You can't afford Hypdrogen, as the only known stockpile is hidden deep inside the interwebs. (hype-hydrogen)I wish that I liked playing The Sims [version number] again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 Granted. You LOVE playing The Sims [version number]. In fact, you love it so much that you BECOME The Sims [version number]. Unfortunately, The Sims [version number] has not yet been released, and you are now stuck at the horrible fiery hellpit known as EA Headquarters until that time.I wish I had the power to alter the shape of space at will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 Granted. You may change the shape of your spacebar at will.I wish that I got my birthday wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 Your wish, [bAD_DATA] is granted! However, [bAD_DATA] resulting in [bAD_DATA]. Good luck!I wish for a random SCP item to become real.(click that link, find out which one I got, and tell me how screwed we all are) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 Granted. It is a random tiger head thing. However, it rots and no longer functions.I wish for Vertical Altitude Meters Above C-Level Height. In Red Iron Crown's foot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 Uh, granted, but... uh... we accidentally made it in imperial measurements...I wish for a mere meter of fluffy bunnies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prof. Endwalker Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 Liquefied bunnies in a metre tall tank? Sounds good to me!I wish for a bionic arm that can fly a spacecraft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 Granted. The bionic arm is great at flying a spacecraft, but not so great at obeying your brain. That's not gonna end well.I wish for a flash drive with infinite free storage space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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