mythbusters844 Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Granted. The dishwasher loads you in and proceeds to wash you.I wish I didn't have finals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Granted. They were last week, and you failed them.I wish Windows update integration would just work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaporo Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Granted. However, you are forced to use Windows Vista for all eternity.I wish for a full set of encyclopedias. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Granted, it's a 1973 edition.I wish for wikipedia to have peer-reviewed accuracy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Granted, but all of the peer editors have the same wrong ideas.I wish for a bigger backpack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Granted. Your backpack is now huge and everyone now calls you a nerd because of it and you lose your friends.I wish I didn't have a runny nose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
temporalExile Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Granted. Your nose decided to take up olympic swimming instead of runningI wish to be able to give more rep to green iron crown without having to wait 24 hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Granted, but that rep ain't positive.I wish people would get over this silly GIC business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 (edited) Granted they re now after a business they totally do not understand.I wish my first natural reaction after a car crash with 3 family member not an 4hours series of yawns and "bad luck not this time" thoughs ... Edited January 21, 2015 by WinkAllKerb'' *shrug ... bored* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Granted. Your inability to convey the intended meaning of that wish results in:Cars that you and your relatives own spontaneously crash into thin air whenever you're bored.I wish for the planet to be bombarded by car-sized invisible spheres. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Granted. But you haven't even seen it coming...I wish that I'm the world's greatest robotics engineer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Granted. You advance A.I. to the point where the robots you create turn sentient and before long... The Terminator movies become real.I wish I was in space right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamerMelon Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Granted. Your body freezes up and you die as you have nothing to protect you with. (easy)I wish that my wish is not corrupted. I wish for it to be not messed with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Granted. This reply kills the thread and no more wishes are granted.I wish for a butler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamerMelon Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Granted. He is a BUTler. He is then arrested for public nudity as he picks up the paper in the mailbox. Aswell as you.I wish that this thread is moved to the fan works section. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Granted, but he is extremely overbearing and intent on keeping everything clean around you, and disrupts your activities with his work.I wish for a snack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cirocco Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 granted, enjoy your complimentary dog biscuit.I wish I could space for real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cicatrix Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Granted, you are now officially permitted to press space bar whenever you want.I wish I was able to see the night sky on the planet somewhere in the center of Galaxy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Granted, but the planet is much more massive than the Earth, and the hypergravity adheres you to the surface of the planet, forcing you to look at the night sky until you eventually perish...I wish my imagination was a tad less scary sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Brain Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Granted. It is now so un-scary that you are no longer used to anything scary at all and are from now on afraid of almost everything, including most kinds of food, sunshine and your own shadow.I wish my imagination was a tad more scary sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norpo Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 (edited) Granted. Oh, did you say a "tad" more scary? Oops.-source xkcd: alttext, "I couldn't answer if the pain was two or more because it would mean a pause in the screaming."I wish people would stop making meta wishes. Edited January 22, 2015 by Norpo rephrasing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Granted. They don't stop meta-wishes when they wish to real genies outside of forum games.I wish for holograms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 windows 10I wish for kerbals to land and nobody to die ss a result (land on eadthearth ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Granted. They parachute into the ocean and are categorized as meteors. The kerbal space program classifies Earth as an Ultra-Eve planet.I wish for gps to work in every game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prof. Endwalker Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Granted. Every enemy tracks your motion and location, and you instantaniasely die when you start up the game.I wish for a Shiny Tropius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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