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Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!


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Granted they re now after a business they totally do not understand.

I wish my first natural reaction after a car crash with 3 family member not an 4hours series of yawns and "bad luck not this time" thoughs ...

Edited by WinkAllKerb''
*shrug ... bored*
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Granted. Your inability to convey the intended meaning of that wish results in:

Cars that you and your relatives own spontaneously crash into thin air whenever you're bored.

I wish for the planet to be bombarded by car-sized invisible spheres.

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Granted, but the planet is much more massive than the Earth, and the hypergravity adheres you to the surface of the planet, forcing you to look at the night sky until you eventually perish...

I wish my imagination was a tad less scary sometimes.

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Granted. It is now so un-scary that you are no longer used to anything scary at all and are from now on afraid of almost everything, including most kinds of food, sunshine and your own shadow.

I wish my imagination was a tad more scary sometimes.

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Granted. Oh, did you say a "tad" more scary? Oops.

pain_rating.png

-source xkcd: alttext, "I couldn't answer if the pain was two or more because it would mean a pause in the screaming."

I wish people would stop making meta wishes.

Edited by Norpo
rephrasing
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