Tery215 Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 (edited) Granted. The bugs get so bad that they evolve into computer viruses that destroy KSP.I wish for time travel to happen. Edited February 2, 2015 by Tery215 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 Granted. time travel happens every 10 years,you go back in time for a splitsecond. and for every 5 years,you go forward a splitsecond as well.I wish to grab all the future technlogy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyC Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 Granted, but most of the technology is unknown to you. You mess with them and blow yourself up.I wish for KSP 2.0 before 1.0. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceJuice Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 (edited) Granted, the developers don't ever release ksp 1.0/OmegaI wish ksp omega will release in the next week. Edited February 3, 2015 by Spacejuice Forget wish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norpo Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 Granted. Nothing happens.I wish I knew the absolutely perfect sandwich recipe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 Granted. You know the perfect recipe for dodo egg sandwich.I wish for a dodo egg sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAINCRAFTER Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Granted. The eggs give you a nasty prostate condition that kills you.I wish that I could get at listen more person to give me rep so I can get 2 pips. (Bars, whatever you want call the green thingies under your username.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Granted, but the bars are red.I wish for protons! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 I wish that I could use a revert function in real life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worir4 Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Granted, become a Buddhist.I wish I had four arms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon0009 Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Granted. They become sentient and kill you.I wish for bacon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Granted, but it's frozen and you have to wait for it to thaw first.I wish that everybody would instantly be fabulous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manni01 Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Granted. Everyone becomes fabulous like you said. This results in fabulousness not being special because it's so common and the fabulousness standard would increase, such that your wish doesn't change muchI wish for infinite wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Granted. You are infinitely disappointed from all those wishes you made but didn't get.I wish for a chunk of server. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Granted,you get a chunk of a server chunk,which is McDonald's chunk.I wish for everyone in the world to high five at the same time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flixxbeatz Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Granted. Now everyone is highfive-ing themselves, including you and me.I wish for a jar of dank matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 (edited) Granted. You catch a cold from it.I wish for a burrito staff. Edited February 6, 2015 by Tery215 changed wish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 Granted. You get a staff of cooks from a Mexican restaurant and they make burritos for you. You eat all the burritos and later die from methane intoxication or something like that.I wish I could go as fast as Sanic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 Granted. Your speed is unchanged, Sanic is slowed down.I wish my skin would stop being dry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teepee2345 Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 granted, its as wet as the ocean.i wish for a kerbal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerolfos Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 You are moved to a rocket with a Kerbal.You "may" be headed straight for a moon with no fuel left.Did I say rocket? I meant pod on SRB sorry. ...parachutes you say? I don't get it.I wish for a secure bunker that is wishproof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 Granted. Halfway through the spontaneous generation of the bunker, the wish construction particles bounce off and hit you. You die as a chunk of metal appears in you. (you can't wish to be alive again, either, because of the wishproof material)I wish for art to be easier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted February 7, 2015 Share Posted February 7, 2015 Granted. All art becomes worthless and so commonplace that art museums fail and billions of dollars are lost.I wish I had the Sims 2 back... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon0009 Posted February 7, 2015 Share Posted February 7, 2015 Granted. It is corrupted and deletes all your files.I wish for a spacebar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProjectXMark1 Posted February 7, 2015 Share Posted February 7, 2015 Granted. It shall be delivered to you at a significant velocity.I wish for a quadrotor with BB guns mounted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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