Red Iron Crown Posted February 7, 2015 Share Posted February 7, 2015 Granted. It becomes self aware and chases you everywhere, giving you painful BB injuries.I wish quadrotors weren't so expensive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anister Posted February 7, 2015 Share Posted February 7, 2015 Granted, you can buy super cheap knockoff's that explode when you look at themI wish for Unity 5 and stable Win-64 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerolfos Posted February 7, 2015 Share Posted February 7, 2015 Granted, but since 1.0 is already released KSP has already been abandoned, meaning that it is not updated to use this.I wish to become Scott Manley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted February 7, 2015 Share Posted February 7, 2015 Granted. Unity 5 is out and has excellent Windows 64-bit support. KSP, though, remains on Unity 4 as Squad shift development resources to a Kerbal-themed first person shooter.I wish for inspiration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cicatrix Posted February 7, 2015 Share Posted February 7, 2015 Granted, you are now inspired to become a garbage collector.I wish I could remain sober regardless of how much I have been drinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted February 7, 2015 Share Posted February 7, 2015 Granted. You want to get unsober, so you drink fatal quantities of alcohol and die.I wish for a piece of dirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerolfos Posted February 7, 2015 Share Posted February 7, 2015 Granted.*A mountain falls on your face*I wish for a dubstep gun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaporo Posted February 7, 2015 Share Posted February 7, 2015 (edited) Granted. You have a dubstep gun, but no dubstep bullets.I wish that people would forget about Green Iron Crown (It was fun to begin with, then it got kind of annoying when everyone started referencing him all the time, but now it's starting to get ridiculous). Edited February 7, 2015 by Vaporo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon0009 Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 Granted. Everyone starts making memorials intead.I wish for cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoeKitsune Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 Granted. It's urinal cake.I wish that B9 Aerospace isn't such a memory hog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaporo Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 Granted. It now only has 2 parts.I wish for the ability to slow and accelerate time around me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 Granted. You can't go back, and once when travelling to the future you've travelled through the destruction of the earth (the rest of humanity flew away in time), resulting in you being suspended in space. I wish for WoW with good eye-candy graphics, but bad enough for my computer to handle (I7 - dunno which one, Nvidia GeForce GTX 680MX and 8 gigs of ram, 128 GB Crucial SSD). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 Granted. real life becomes less important to you.I wish to captain this ship and not get blown up or die of aliens and space diseases: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 Granted... I capture you shortly after and perform super painful experiments at you, after which you go mad and wish for death to come. But because I can't kill you, this goes on and on and on and on - even after having your heart taken away for 6th time.I wish for a Linux version of Space Engineers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 Granted. It's several versions behind the Windows release, development having stalled on it. And you had to buy them separately, you couldn't pay once and play on both OSes.I wish for no heartburn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 Granted. Instead, you get brain burn, which causes you to go mad.I wish I could play Human Space Program. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerolfos Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 Granted. You are hired as the NASA main director/leader (Whatever title they use)You try to do something, but the lack of funding makes you go insane. Also bureacracy manages to prevent every single thing you actually thoguht you got done, like commissioning missions.I wish I could be so filthy rich I could start my own space program and run it, and hire all the staff and so on, and still have it running with maximum expenses for at least 10 years. (As in trillions of dollars, I think 100 000 trillion dollars should be enough?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 Granted. Unfortunately it's the Iranian space program, and while it runs well for a decade you are assassinated by Mossad before the end of the first year.I wish I was less of a slowpoke in this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaporo Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 (edited) Granted. However, your posts are always answered by slow non-ninjas who are responding to the post above you.I wish that none of my posts were ever ninja'd. Edited February 8, 2015 by Vaporo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newt Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 Granted, but nobody ever cares what you say, and no post you make ever gets a response.I wish that all the forms I am trying to fill out would complete themselves, properly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 granted. they Hack someone others personal information and put it on your forms,the FBI arrest you. I wish for this spacex launch tonight to go well.. (No corruptions!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 Granted. Giant space monsters devour the entire space program, except for this launch.I wish for a goo ball with flammable material inside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cicatrix Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Granted, you observe it once, transmit the results, got 3.6 science points, and now the canister is unusable I wish there were 48 hours in a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Granted. Humans typically need to sleep for 46-47 of them.I wish I had more biscuits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anister Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Granted, they taste bad. Like, realy bad.I wish for a banana Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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