Sidereus Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Granted. It's old, moldy, and more sludge than fruit.I wish for a new computer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cicatrix Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Granted. It's new:I wish the police did its job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidereus Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Granted. You get fined three times in one day for jaywalking, speeding just over the limit, and parking an inch too far from the curb.I wish I had a billion dollars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Granted. Zimbabwe Dollars.I wish I had a googol. Of, well, anything really, as long as it's not on top of me or about to fall on top of me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Granted. You now have a googol of festering sores.I wish for an affordable, safe flying car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidereus Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Granted. Everyone else has one too, including the morons. Have fun dodging them!I wish NASA had a decent, cheap SSTO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon0009 Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Granted. It has safety reliability of 0.0 percent. Because it only exists in your imaginationI wish for a Nasa badge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Granted, but you have to join NASA and complete all the astronaut training to get it.I wish for the day off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerolfos Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Granted. But overtime does not count because modern rules. (So you end up working the whole day regardless, just with no pay!)I wish to never have to work and never be in need of money (Not being homeless or anything) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Granted, u're nothing (hey u asked for it!)I wish for cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Granted. You get 6-pooled playing StarCraft II.I wish to be Mayer Amsel Rotschild. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Granted. You ruin all of the things she's going to do because you're you.I wish for rendering to be harder than video recording. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sampa Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Granted, but it's so difficult you give up before you can produce anything.I wish I had a pet dragon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Granted. You get mind controlled by the dragon, once it's old enough (~2 yrs). You feed it as much dragon food as you can afford and go broke.I wish to know what the bottom of the sky looks like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidereus Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Granted. Your mind rebels at what it sees and you go insane.I wish I weren't afraid of heights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Phil Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Granted, but you're afraid of low altitudes now.I wish for more time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Granted, but you won't live as long now.I wish for a technician monkey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Granted.I wish for an armada. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Granted. It is the Spanish one, and it's currently fighting some British ships...I wish for a dark green rep bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Djolox Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Granted.But you posted a provocational post and earned 2 dark red rep bars!I wish Cake was not the lie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prof. Endwalker Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Granted. GLaDOS poisons the cake.I wish for a copy of Majora's Mask 3D. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anister Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Granted, You dont have any console to play, and the game is a Japanese version.I wish for some good rep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Granted, but it is not I that gives you some. (Sneaky, sneaky!)I wish for $10000. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 (edited) Granted. You get $10000, but it's from a loan at 50% APR interest.I wish to be independently wealthy. (Edit: That is some fine, fine corruption below. ) Edited February 10, 2015 by Red Iron Crown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Granted. Though it won't last for long - your now ex-wife has paid the best divorce lawyer in the country to sue you for the money.I wish that I could kill anyone without getting framed or otherwise prosecuted for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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