General Rarity Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Granted, you get the word nothing made of tungsten shot down onto your residence from orbit... I wish there was no LaGG-3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Granted. There is an overload of MiG-15 instead.I wish that the cold war left russia without military or political power. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidereus Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Granted. China takes its place, and is just as bad. I wish for whirled pees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colserra3 Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Granted, the planet accepts pee as its new ruler. Wars happen more often then ever.I wish that the cold war left America without military or political power. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Granted. Canada takes its place,making canada plant maple leaf trees all over america. I wish to have a tardis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Granted. You have no idea how to use it and end up in a black hole.I wish to be a captain of a huge interstellar fleet of alien invasive force. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerolfos Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Granted. As captain you are held responsible when the initial attack is beaten back by an onslaught of Ion Cannons and Mammoth Tanks and your Supreme Overlord executes you (And your comrades) for incompetence.I wish I could be the Supreme Overlord. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Granted. You get executed by earthlings when the same attack fails a second time due to your incompetence.I wish i could be the leader of the earthlings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Granted. but suddenly,you die in a mountain of anvils,No one is the leader.I wish to have a butterbeer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Granted. It teleports you to the Harry Potter universe where you get killed by Voldemort.I wish I wasn't so tired right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colserra3 Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Granted, you now suffer from severe insomnia. No amount of sleep aiding drugs or practices help you fall asleep.I wish I didn't have a week of mock-exams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwhip Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Granted. They suddenly become your real exams. Good luck!I wish that my report was done right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 (edited) Granted. You're report is done... Drafting.I wish for a new string of barbed wire.Or a copy of Battletoads, that works to. Edited February 23, 2015 by Xannari Ferrows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Granted. You recieve a copy of Battletoads, but upon loading the cartridge it only displays a picture of barbed wire on the screen.I wish I had enough money to buy a better telescope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidereus Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Granted. The mirror comes uncollimated from the factory, and no amount of fiddling fixes it.I wish for omniscience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Granted. You'll never understand it.I wish to fly a SR-71. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Granted. you fly it,but you crash instantly.I wish for Blackbeards pirate ship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anister Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Granted. you cant sail it, and you get arrested for piracyI wish for a cup of Earl Grey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Granted. You recieve a cup with a picture of some person named Earl, stained gray with spraypaint.I wish for a ride home to play some more KSP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Granted. Jeb is your driver and he lithobrakes to stop at your house.I wish for a peaceful, tranquil day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im The One Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Granted. Yet you obtain a nagging feeling that you forgot to do something.I wish for a 2015 corvette z06 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Granted. It gets stolen instantly by a group of monkeys.I wish to know everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Ninja'd...Granted, but you end up forgetting most of it.I wish for a less-restrictive filter on my school's internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im The One Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Granted but now the bandwidth Is clogged and the network is overloaded. I wish to be finished with school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Granted. You are expelled and can only work as a dishwasher for the rest of your life.I wish dishwashing paid better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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