Tex Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 Granted, but you have no container or utensil to eat it out of/with.I wish for a new computer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 granted. temporal paradoxes send you to the invention of the abacus.I wish to find aliens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaelumEtAstra Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 Granted, but the are incredibly hostile and eat your brains after probing every orifice in your body.I wish for a interstellar cruise ship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 (edited) granted: I wihs orf a dislexic dr. woo car ?!? Edited February 19, 2015 by WinkAllKerb'' ninja'ed by sup'sonic you cg=heeeeeaaaaaaateeeerrrr xDr&DTMF oh an d btw i wish i'm not 1:5 drunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sampa Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 you get Roger Rabbit's car since it is the only dyslexic car I know!I wish that the abilities and characters described in Avatar the Last Airbender and Legend of Korra were real! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LABHOUSE Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 Granted, but everyone but you has them, and uses them against you.I wish for this wish to not be corrupted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
temporalExile Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 Granted. You have now used up your last wish, leaving you unable to get rid of the rabid weasels were attempting to eat your computer at the time of your wish.I wish for a Phillips CDI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaelumEtAstra Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 Granted, but the only games for it are complete poo.I wish for a blueberry danish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 granted. you get a waffle (i dont know what a danish is,sorry)I wish for my package to get here faster than the speed of light.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerolfos Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Granted. You never get said package since it crashed into the Sun. (Or is in deep space on its way to crash with another Star)I wish relativity was false. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Granted. Goodbye, stars (nuclear fusion's energy is determined by basic relativity)I wish that if I said "This statement is false", the statement was true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidereus Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Granted. The paradox causes a fissure in space-time, destroying everything within a 1 mile radius of your current location.I wish I could devide by zero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colserra3 Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Granted, the paradox causes a fissure in space-time, destroying everything within a 2 mile radius of your current location.I wish people would stop causing fissures in space-time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaelumEtAstra Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 (edited) Granted, but a fissure in the space-time continuum opens, destroying the entire universe.I wish I had a Lakon Type 9 from Elite Dangerous. Edited February 21, 2015 by Mrsupersonic8 I R GOOD AT GRAMMER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerolfos Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Granted. After your first jump yo umeet a player in an Anaconda. He is not friendly.I wish I had "A Higher Purpose" in real life. (A massive awesome capital ship) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deddly Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Your capital ship arrives the day before you ask for it. The paradox destroys anything left from the previous ones.I wish the poster below me would not grant my wish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMoonRover Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 (edited) Granted, but the paradox causes a fissure in space-time, destroying everything within a 3 mile radius of your current location.I wish this wasn't a wish. Edited February 21, 2015 by TheMoonRover destruing spelling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Granted, but the paradox causes a fissure in space-time and all of a sudden everything within four miles of the center of St. Petersburg is destroyed. Putin blames it on America and launches Russia's nuclear arsenal at the US. The entire world is engulfed in a nuclear war, and very few people are left by the end of it. You aren't one of them.I wish JebKerboom never caused a fissure in space-time in the first place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Granted. You cause it instead of me.I wish space-time fissures were impossible with the exception of warp drives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMoonRover Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Granted, but then an infinite improbability drive makes space-time fissures possible again.I wish there was a mod for the infinite improbability drive.(The infinite improbability drive is a form of travel in A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colserra3 Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Granted, but upon using it 239,000 lightly fried eggs fall onto Kerbin leading to the death of every Kerbonaut by cholesterol poisoning.I wish for a banana. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Granted. The banana yells "radioactive" and horrible monsters come out of it.I wish for the necronomicon, as written by an 8 year old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaelumEtAstra Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Granted, but it is impossible to read due to it being gibberish written in crayon.I wish for a B-type star. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Granted. Danny2462 crashes his planet buster into it. Somehow, when he does this, the space-time continuum breaks, and everything within five miles of your current location is destroyed.I wish for space-time to breakdown and destroy everything within six miles of my current location. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Agent Kirrim Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Granted. but it failsI wish for nothing :3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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