Guest Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Granted. you become a friend of a absol,but suddenly time and space catch up to absol putting him back into the game.I wish for the earth to be immortal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Granted: the earth is now a big space cockroach.I wish for a tasty bagel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanadams Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Granted but as you eat the bagel and cross the road a bird steals iti wish for moderator abilitys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Granted. With them comes the ability to see all the things moderators keep off the forums and the responsibility to deal with them.I wish for a new mouse, as good or better than my current one with the failing left-click button. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Granted, its both buttons are functional, but the mouse isn't potty trained and it demands to sleep on your bed.I wish for a quarter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cicatrix Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 You get a quarter of your body.I wish for communism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teepee2345 Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 granted. you are convicted of treason to the Soviet Empire and executedi wish for things Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanadams Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 You get broken thingsi wish for a better Google translate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sampa Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Oui? Oui, monsieur?I wish for the world to just get along! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norpo Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Granted. Humanity leads a dull, uneventful existence. It searches among the stars for a new home, however as it is already inhabited, and they aren't too friendly, humanity loses, badly.</cynicism>​I wish for a good sandwich in front of me. Non-poisoned, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colserra3 Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Granted, the heavy punches out all of your blood and eats the sandwich.I wish ancient aliens didn't meddle with humanity's future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanadams Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Granted they kill your ancestor i wish FOR A HELIX FOSSIL( hail helix) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidereus Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Granted. It carries a disease that happens to be deadly only to you.I wish for PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Granted. You are now challenged by Thanos. [Good luck...]I wish to get the Neverending Nightmared music out of me head. It makes me so sad, when I'm already so sad with life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Granted. another song that isnt sad,is the song that never ends gets stuck in your head.I wish to be a leprechaun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Granted. People are always trying to steal your lucky charms.I wish for lucky charms.Off topic:I wish for PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER!How was the corruption of this one not "Itty-bitty living space"?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanadams Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 You get crushed by horse shoesi wish for a G11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Granted. Airsoft.I wish for the Omnipotent Soda. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanadams Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Granted you drown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Granted. Uh-WISHUNKNOWNI wish for time to speed up to may Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newt Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 It does. But your thoughts, and consequently actions, are rendered proportionally slower to the rest of the world. Come May, you are in a hospital bed, having not eaten for over two months, and only being fed through IV's.I wish for a decent sized asteroid to be found on a course which will impact the Earth, so that it can be studied as it fly's through the atmosphere under observation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 Granted. It is a human shaped asteroid that's going to work, and brought coffee.I wish to be an eternal rock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainDreamer Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 You are now a tiny micro-asteroid floating in deep space without anything nearby for eternity.I wish for world peace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anister Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 Granted. Everyone abolishes their army, followed by a alien invasion. I wish for a FTL drive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidereus Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 Granted. It breaks down in deep space, leaving you stranded.I wish I knew what to wish for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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