Tex Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Granted, but it can only go in periods of five minutes per real-time day.I wish I was a real boy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerolfos Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Granted. There is no more to say, its its own punishment.I wish I had a good April Fools to pull on someone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Granted. The prank surprises them so much they die of a heart attack, leaving you racked with guilt.I wish all green names could ban people today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Columbia Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Granted. Some users, however, immediately start banning people they don't "like," having revolts go all over the forums and a server overload after tons of people register over and over again. (I know it's a bit exaggerated)I wish that docking was literally as easy as "firing the rocket towards the station". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Granted. All weapons no longer work, they simply dock with their intended target. Laser weapons, though...I wish for a ray-asteroid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
temporalExile Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Granted, but ur not worthy enough to acully use iti wish that my moderotr powers would stop glicthing out, so i cuold ban bad people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Granted. I'll through in a dictionary with your package.I wish I could always talk in rhyme; to make all speeches sound sublime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mavlymax Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Granted, but no one understands you because you use extremely obscure words.I wish I had 100 posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Granted, but you cannot get any rep.I wish for #morehashtags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas988 Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 Sure thing! But in comic sans!I wish for KSP 2.0. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OdinYggd Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 Granted. It won't have a playable FPS until sometime around 2025 when computing technology has migrated to the next big architecture and there is enough CPU power to solve the N-body problem 120 times per second. I wish I had a vacation home on mars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceLaunchSystem Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 Granted, but it doesn't come with oxygen; it comes filled with Hydrogen cyanide.I wish for Omnipotence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 Granted. Omnipotence paradox.I wish I could record my Ninja Gaiden speedrun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerolfos Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Granted. Die to the well known law-that-is-not-yet-a-physical-law-of-existance everything goes wrong on camera, and you fail horribly.I wish I could NINJA somebody. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Granted. You are banned for ninja'ing a moderator who doesn't like ninjas.I wish I was a moderator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Granted. Instead of having fun with the forums, you now spend your time reading the worst posts from it and composing corrective PM, warnings, and infractions.I wish the above was a less-accurate description of moderating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerolfos Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Granted. The Admins ban you for abusing your powers and ignoring your duties, and allowing the forum to sink into chaos.I wish I was a booster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Granted. Infinite fuel.I wish I could be an Absol in real life. My name would be Urjec, and I would be awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamowin Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Granted, but you are immediately captured by animal control and dissected by researchers.I wish that every planet in our solar system was habitable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceLaunchSystem Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 Granted. The beings decide that the human race is uselessly violent, and kill us all. I wish for interstellar travel to be developed within 10 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 Granted. The government keeps it secret and youl'll never know what happened.I wish I was the head of CIA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 Granted. Panem.I still wish I was an Absol... come on, make it happen... Dude, hurry up! And give me Swords Dance and Sucker Punch. I'd kick some arse then... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerolfos Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 Granted. I have taken the liberty of converting myself to a level 100 Rayquaza in the process... with a Mega Evolution.(Your level remains 50)I wish I was indeed a Rayquaza. At level 100. As the only person to be a Rayquaza!(As for other Pokemons... pffffffffft. A lvl. 100 Rayquaza. Mega Evolution. It is the single most powerful Pokemon currently.)(Oh... and keep it withtin game rules. I am not leaving myself open to a level 9001 Beedoof defeating me!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 Granted. You are hit by a meteor, but you are too busy rampaging to notice. The world explodes.I wish for football in space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerolfos Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 (Rampage should destroy meteor... just sayin')Football in space... yes.It is made, works, and nobody bothers playing with you. Because people that go to space are actually smart people that have more than enough with going to space. Football is such a waste of time, effort and resources. I mean, its SPACE! There is Science! to be done!(For the people that are still alive) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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