HoloYolo Posted July 9, 2015 Share Posted July 9, 2015 Granted, the game crashes every time you try to play it.I wish to be able to not have to eat or drink for the rest of my life.Granted, but then you become comatized for the rest of your life.I wish for KSP to get new planets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted July 9, 2015 Share Posted July 9, 2015 granted, but all them looks the same, are gilly sized and have a krakened jool surfaceI wish for free gamer edition ksp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Granted, but it blows up.I wish for a waffle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrainEngie Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Granted, but it's miscolored.I wish for a can of chili. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-STRK Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 You get a can of Chile. I wish there were 48 hours to the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireFaced Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 You get a can of Chile. I wish there were 48 hours to the day.Granted, but then you can't sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrainEngie Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 No wish granted.I wish for chocolate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 Granted. It's also exploding chocolate.I wish for every single process in the universe to be faster than joining a server. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoloYolo Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 Granted, but the universe ends in a day, not trillions of years from now.I wish for me to be a tyrant that rules the world (the nice tyrant, not the jerk) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 Granted, however, everyone else on the world gets the impression that the tyrant is the jerk.I wish for atmospheric fluid spectro-variometer to actually measure pressure and temperature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrainEngie Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 Granted. The stock thermometers and barometers are useless junk, and the spectro-variometer is the last thing you unlock in the tech tree for all tech trees.I wish for a big jet engine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwi1960 Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 Granted, but you never asked for the fuel for it, you aint going anywhere.I wish for a..... faster computer. Hell, THE fastest computer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyriak Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 Granted, But you only have access to dial-up internet.I wish for I could speak all the languages in the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
otblock Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 Granted, but you always mix up the words. I wish for a potato! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoloYolo Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 Granted, but your computer IS the potato (inception music)I wish for a mansion with a water park in Florida! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinster7 Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 Granted, but the mansion is haunted and there is always a storm with lightning above the waterpark.I wish be awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 Granted. Webster gets confused.I wish I knew what I was talking about all the time rather than just when I care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
otblock Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 Granted. All you can think about is what you are taking about, and you can spare no thought for anything else.I wish for a Morgan Freeman voiceover I can turn on whenever I feel like it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heng Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 (edited) Granted. Your voiceover has Tourette's.I wish for coffee.Now that I had my coffee, I can finally read and see subtle things missed earlier:I wish you a cordial welcome to the forums! :-D Edited July 13, 2015 by heng Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 Granted, however, the subject of your welcome mysteriously vanishes into thin air.I wish for 1 solar eclipse approximately every month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoloYolo Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 Granted, however, the subject of your welcome mysteriously vanishes into thin air.I wish for 1 solar eclipse approximately every month.Granted, but looking directly at it makes you blind.I wish for rep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrainEngie Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 Granted, you get negative rep like GrEeN IrOn CrOwN.I wish for ice cream Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 Granted. It is industrial-waste flavoured and you get poisoned eating it.I wish for a more stable and more powerful computer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livefree75 Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 Granted. It is so powerful that when you plug it in, in shorts out the entire electrical system within a 300 mile radius.I wish for a 9-volt battery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrainEngie Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 (edited) Granted. It's out of charge and it is not rechargable.I wish for tape cassette Edited July 13, 2015 by TrainEngie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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